150 Queue for Three Hours to have Genitals Photographed

Ananova ^ | September 25, 2002 | Ananova

[Tancred]

More than 150 people queued for three hours to have their genitals photographed for a television show.

The group, aged 18 to 75, had agreed to pose for a Canadian TV show called Sex With Sue.

Host Sue McGarvie wanted the photos to be taken for two episodes.

She said: "We have a penis show and a vagina show. Whenever you see a whole bunch of penises and a whole bunch of vaginas you are bound to say, 'Oh, that's what they look like.'"

The purpose of the two episodes is to help people feel more comfortable about their genitals by broadcasting images of ordinary people's private parts.

McGarvie said the most common problem men had was whether their penis was too small, while women worried their vagina was abnormal.

About 200 people had showed up, but 50 got tired of waiting in line and left despite an offer of free pizza.

"I was very surprised with the number of people that turned up," Sue said.

She told the Ottawa Citizen: "There was such a variety as well, from all walks of life. I just wanted to make sure the black man was represented, know what I'm saying?"

A young man who would only give his name as James said, after having his picture taken: "I just decided, what the hell. I'd probably do it again."

[ofMagog]

Saw Cobby, beowolf, humblegunner and Scuttlebutt in the line

[governsleastgovernsbest]

I can't remember names, but I never forget a . . .

[Slyfox]

There was an art show somewhere which featured anuses, all different types of annuses.
That's probably where Suzie-Que got her idea.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

When President Clinton got in line, it began to bend to the left.

[Billthedrill]

Whenever you see a whole bunch of penises and a whole bunch of vaginas you are bound to say, 'Oh, that's what they look like.'"

Well, that's not really what I suspect I'd say. That'd be more on the order of "what the h$%# kind of weird-#@$ place have I wandered into and how do I get out?"

[Teacher317]

How many FReepers are going to ask for photos?

[humblegunner]

Saw Cobby, beowolf, humblegunner and Scuttlebutt in the line

Hey, free pizza is free pizza.

[Andyman]

"I just decided, what the hell. I'd probably do it again."

Hell being the operative word.

[Tancred]

For once, the U.S. is ahead of Canada: afew years back, there was an HBO documentary called Breasts and later a follow-up program called Private Dicks: Men Exposed.

[Petronski]

Reminds me of the joke about the Gynecologist's frustrated wife. Every night he gets home from work late and she's waiting for him, naked, trying to lure him to bed for sex. Every night his response is the same: "Honey, if I see one more..."

[Quilla]

I try to explain to the gentleman in the next office what I'm laughing at all day. When I saw this thread title, I called it to his attention. Thanks for all the hilarious posts - you certainly did not dissapoint.

[Charles Martel]

One of the judges:

"No, no, no, no, no, Yes, No, No, Yes, No, no, no, no.... wait a minute..... YEEEESSSS!"

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
This has come about after much badgering by you, my friends and extended family...

[Happygal]

Looks like the socialised Canadian television networks are sponsoring porn these days ;-)

Guess they gotta have something to entertain them other than moose-chasing ;-)

[Texas dog]

Did they get Al Gore's Rolling Stone cover shot?

[MadIvan]

Looks like the socialised Canadian television networks are sponsoring porn these days ;-)

I would suggest this is a bad idea. Let's not forget what Canadians chose to be a prototypical symbol of their nation:

Bob and Doug MacKenzie

Surely Canadians have better things to do than wonder about the anatomy of these lot.

Best Regards, Ivan

[Kenton]

She told the Ottawa Citizen: "There was such a variety as well, from all walks of life. I just wanted to make sure the black man was represented, know what I'm saying?"

Yes dear, we know exactly what you are saying. You wanted to look at black penises to see if what they say about them being bigger is true. You have a thing about big black penises. We all have our little fantasies, after all... do you spend a lot of time viewing online webcam sites?

[Octar]

Reminds me of the joke about the Gynecologist's frustrated wife. Every night he gets home from work late and she's waiting for him, naked, trying to lure him to bed for sex. Every night his response is the same: "Honey, if I see one more..."

After a long day at work, he was probably bushed.

[steve-b]

There was an art show somewhere which featured anuses, all different types of annuses.