[JimVT]

I ama vera sorry but I cannota accepta you very kinda offa.

Ma positione widda Holy Fada isa multo importanta and besidesa I hata alla dosa scrod jokes.

Vera sincereamente,

You amico,

Msgr. Guido Sarducci, OD

[SamAdams76]

I hava idea to finda the new Cardinal. Why dontcha holda some sorta contesta. We can call it, how do you say, da "Finda da Pope in da pizza" contesta. Firsta, you hida da Pope inna pizza pie. Den, da firsta contesta dat findsa da pope ina da pizza getsa to be da new cardinal.

Vera sincereamente,

You amico,

Msgr. Guido Sarducci, OD