[camle]

Last time I had trespassers (several years ago), I phoned the PD. they were on about something when I hollered "Wake up kid, go get me the Sporter and the night scope".

I had two carloads of cops at the door within 30 seconds. They caught the miscreants, who were the neighbor's kids, and read tham the riot act, etc.

prosecution wasn't necessary. in fact it probably did some good. one of tthe little brats came over the other day to tell me that one of the cats was sick. He led me to where the beast was, ans we took it to the vet. both are fine now, and the kids all wave at me. (with ALL fingers)

[xsmommy]

, go get me the Sporter and the night scope

nice attention-getting phrase...

[MeekOneGOP]

Nice ending...