Bush Talks Sense into Chirac! (Green-eyed Saddam)

LonePalm | 3/6/03 | LonePalm

[LonePalm]

Green-eyed Saddam
Or how G. Bush talked some sense into J. Chirac.

I am Sam

Uncle Sam
Sam I am

That Uncle Sam
That Uncle Sam!
I do not like that Uncle Sam.

Will you kill green-eyed Saddam?

I will not kill him,
Uncle Sam.
I will not kill green-eyed Saddam.

Would you kill him
Here or there?

I would not kill him here or there.
I would not kill him anywhere.
I will not kill green-eyed Saddam.
I will not kill him,
Uncle Sam.

Would you kill him in his house?
Would you kill him like a louse?

I will not kill him in his house.
I will not kill him like a louse.
I will not kill him here or there.
I will not kill him anywhere.
I will not kill green-eyed Saddam.
I will not kill him, Uncle Sam.

Would you kill him with some lox?
How about Vicente Fox?

Not with some lox.
Not with V. Fox.
Not in his house.
Not like a louse.
I would not kill him here or there.
I would not kill him anywhere.
I would not kill green-eyed Saddam.

I will not kill him, Uncle Sam.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Kill him! Kill him!
There they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may kill him.
You will see.
You may kill him for a fee.
I would not, could not for a fee.
Not in a car! Merde, let me be.

I will not kill him with some lox.
I will not kill him with V. Fox.
I will not kill him in his house.
I will not kill him like a louse.
I will not kill him here or there.
I will not kill him anywhere.
I will not kill green-eyed Saddam.
I will not kill him, Uncle Sam.

A bomb! A bomb!
A bomb! A bomb!
Could you, would you with a bomb?

Not with a bomb! Not for a fee!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, with some lox.
I could not, would not, with V. Fox.
I will not kill him like a louse.
I will not kill him in his house.
I will not kill him here or there.
I will not kill him anywhere.
I will not kill him, Uncle Sam.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not with a bomb,
Not in a car, Not for a fee.
I will not kill him, Sam, you see.
Not in his house. Not with some lox.
Not like a louse. Not with V. Fox.
I will not kill him here or there.
I will not kill him anywhere!

You will not kill green-eyed Saddam?

I will not kill him, Uncle Sam.

Could you, would you, with a pig?

I would not, could not with a pig!

Would you, could you, in a brig?

I could not, would not, in a brig.
I will not, will not, with a pig.
I will not kill him in the rain.
I will not kill him with a bomb.
Not in the dark! Not for a fee!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I will not kill him with some lox.
I will not kill him with V. Fox.
I will not kill him in his house.
I will not kill him like a louse.
I will not kill him here or there.
I will not kill him ANYWHERE!

I will not kill green-eyed Saddam!

I will not kill him, Uncle Sam.

You will not kill him.
SO you say.
Try him! Try him!
And you may.
Try him and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try him.
You will see.

Say!
I do hate green-eyed Saddam!
I do!! I hate him, Uncle Sam!
And I would kill him in a brig!
And I would kill him with a pig...
And I will kill him in the rain.
And in the dark. And with a bomb.
And in a car. And for a fee.
He is so bad I finally see!

So I will kill him with some lox.
And I will kill him with V. Fox.
And I will kill him in his house.
And I will kill him like a louse.
And I will kill him here or there.
Say! I will kill him ANYWHERE!

I do so hate green-eyed Saddam!
Thank you!
Thank you, Uncle Sam!

[LonePalm]

My apologies to a certain deceased doctor.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Enjoy, Y'all!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Constitution Day]

Excellent!!

[Constitution Day]

Humor ping

[Slip18]

I love it, LP. Wish I could remember that Seuse story, but I remember the rhythm.

Did you write that, Loney?

[Just another Joe]

Green eggs and Ham, Slip.

[Slip18]

I knew I recognized it! Thanks, Joe.

Thanks for my birthday wish two days ago. That was sweet.

[Just another Joe]

Thanks for my birthday wish two days ago. That was sweet.

Por Nada. Sweets for the sweet.
Any woman that can have 5 lighters whipped out to light her cigarette HAS to be sweet. ;^)

[Slip18]

And not one of 'em a Bic! LOL!

[Cyber Liberty]

I liked it!

[Eala]

LOL!! Thanks, LonePalm!

[LonePalm]

Hi Slippy,

Belated birthday greetings. Things are hectic here with me running for town council.

It is a rewrite of Green Eggs and Ham , available here.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[MeekOneGOP]

And I will kill him in the rain.
And in the dark. And with a bomb.

CRUSH Saddam !!

[Slip18]

Thanks, Loney.

Town Council, huh? Bet you're busy. You'll keep us apprised when you become King Palm, won't you?

[RikaStrom]

lol, having fun were you?

[LonePalm]

Oops,
I left a couple of people off the ping list.

Enjoy, y'all

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Constitution Day]

Morning BUMP