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why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)
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Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate

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To: Monkey Face; freedumb2003

The other day, some 'young thing' came wandering out of a store.
Normally not a problem.
THIS day was vastly different.

She's wearing a blue tube top that more or less has become a barely adequate covering, and a matching blue miniskirt that's barely obeying gravity.
She's built slightly to the 'lesser' of the lady in the pic FD2003 posted above, and she's deciding to walk straight into me ON PURPOSE.

Oh, and my missus is watching the spectacle and trying hard NOT to bust on me for it.


19,901 posted on 09/12/2004 3:02:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (CBS: Arrogance and Hubris personified)
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To: freedumb2003

LOL!
Busted by a bust.


19,902 posted on 09/12/2004 3:02:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (CBS: Arrogance and Hubris personified)
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To: freedumb2003

woohooo -- got a 00

Now, on to a x0,000


19,903 posted on 09/12/2004 3:03:14 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)
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To: poweqi

LOL!!
Maybe..
I dunno, will have to ask.


19,904 posted on 09/12/2004 3:03:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (CBS: Arrogance and Hubris personified)
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To: Darksheare
Oh, and my missus is watching the spectacle and trying hard NOT to bust on me for it.

You know the rules -- your fault or not, you gonna get busted. So you might as well enjoy the best before the BUST.

19,905 posted on 09/12/2004 3:05:21 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)
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To: freedumb2003

OK, who farted?


19,906 posted on 09/12/2004 3:10:08 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)
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To: NicknamedBob

No wonder I never use those machines....


19,907 posted on 09/12/2004 3:10:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)
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To: freedumb2003

Actually, she thought it was funny for once.


19,908 posted on 09/12/2004 3:17:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (CBS: Arrogance and Hubris personified)
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To: freedumb2003

No-no! That's HOOF-HEARTED!


19,909 posted on 09/12/2004 3:17:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

The follow-up is "ICE MELTED!"


19,910 posted on 09/12/2004 3:20:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL

Like being for whirled peas.


19,911 posted on 09/12/2004 3:20:22 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)
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To: freedumb2003

"All that I'm asking is give peas a chance!"


19,912 posted on 09/12/2004 3:21:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face; freedumb2003

This is a tough crowd.


19,913 posted on 09/12/2004 3:24:10 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (John Flip-Flop Kerry led our nation to military defeat before ... He's just the man to do it again!)
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To: Monkey Face

I used to think they were saying "All I am saying is you give me the shaft."


19,914 posted on 09/12/2004 3:24:35 PM PDT by poweqi
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To: poweqi

Your speakers were full of lint?


19,915 posted on 09/12/2004 3:26:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)
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To: NicknamedBob

:))


19,916 posted on 09/12/2004 3:28:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)
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To: Monkey Face

No, No, that was in my navel.


19,917 posted on 09/12/2004 3:29:31 PM PDT by poweqi
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To: poweqi

So you have a belly button fluff collection? ;-)


19,918 posted on 09/12/2004 3:31:08 PM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: Happygal

Shhh!


19,919 posted on 09/12/2004 3:32:24 PM PDT by poweqi
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To: Darksheare

You see a bra. I see the beginning of a quest.


19,920 posted on 09/12/2004 3:32:55 PM PDT by OSHA (Hey MSM. Get a clue, it's no longer "That's the way it was." It's now "That's the way it is!")
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