Ok, the next time I see the TX Highway Dept. Roadkill pickup crew, I'll stop my rig and look for a stupid looking guy with 'I Love Jeff Davis' tattooed on his forearm.....but I don't expect to spend much time talking, if you catch my drift.
You have the wrong description, and there WON'T be much talking..if you get MY DRIFT!
But frankly, you don't have the guts, you would rather hide behind your PC.