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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^
| 6/16/05
| Rick Pierce
Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset
Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.
Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.
"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."
The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...
(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...
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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: BJClinton
161
posted on
06/21/2005 1:46:11 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Yup...but you have a girly drink. *sigh*
162
posted on
06/21/2005 1:46:36 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: feinswinesuksass
"I notice that the testicles cost twice as much as the brains.....coincidence?"
what strikes me is that the testicles are nearly the same size as the brains
163
posted on
06/21/2005 1:48:37 PM PDT
by
byset
To: Nam Vet
"Truely 'balls to the wall'"Great Song!!!
164
posted on
06/21/2005 1:49:35 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BJClinton
I can't stop saying TESTICLE FESTIVAL and giggling.
I keep repeating it like a mantra......or a mental patient.
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165
posted on
06/21/2005 1:49:41 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
To: byset
Brings new meaning to "balls on chin"...lol...pass the napkins
To: BJClinton
It's straight vodka - with an umbrella.
167
posted on
06/21/2005 1:50:31 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: feinswinesuksass
168
posted on
06/21/2005 1:52:34 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: feinswinesuksass
169
posted on
06/21/2005 1:53:47 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: Dashing Dasher
170
posted on
06/21/2005 1:54:33 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Gives a special mental picture when you hear, "I'll be hanging out at the Testicle Festival."
171
posted on
06/21/2005 1:56:11 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
To: Dashing Dasher
It's straight vodka - with an umbrella. What a woman! (in more ways than one, evidently) 8^)
Nam Vet
172
posted on
06/21/2005 1:56:54 PM PDT
by
Nam Vet
(There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
To: Nam Vet
I use the umbrella to spear the olives.
;-)
173
posted on
06/21/2005 1:57:55 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
"I use the umbrella to spear the olives."Olive Killer!
174
posted on
06/21/2005 1:59:11 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Spruce
Was the second guy a Canadian? ;o)
175
posted on
06/21/2005 1:59:32 PM PDT
by
iconoclast
(Conservative, not partisan.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Call PETA....
My buddy was in SF with me this weekend. He was wearing a shirt that said,
PETA...
People Eating Tasty Animals
and on the back it said something like:
All God's creatures always have a place next to my mashed potatoes
176
posted on
06/21/2005 2:05:40 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I like to suck the pimento out first, after that is eaten I eat the olive. So I have killed a few myself!
177
posted on
06/21/2005 2:07:04 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Now it can be:
People
Exterminating
Tame
Animals
178
posted on
06/21/2005 2:07:40 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
To: dfwddr
You should be over here - if you want to tempt the mods.
179
posted on
06/21/2005 2:08:32 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
OMG, I so exactly the same thing...it's like a ritual! ;)
180
posted on
06/21/2005 2:08:57 PM PDT
by
EX52D
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