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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^
| 6/16/05
| Rick Pierce
Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset
Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.
Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.
"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."
The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...
(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...
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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Thank God for chicks like you! ;-)
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posted on
06/21/2005 1:02:13 PM PDT
by
BikerNYC
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
What's my reward? :)
I don't like eating sticky things ~ messy yes ~ sticky no.
82
posted on
06/21/2005 1:02:35 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: reagan_fanatic
83
posted on
06/21/2005 1:03:10 PM PDT
by
evets
To: GoldCountryRedneck
LOL..That darn worm got my name on the wall at El Toritos
many moons ago!
84
posted on
06/21/2005 1:03:42 PM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: AzaleaCity5691
And I don't think it is appropriate for them to be celebrating "testicles" in a small town which probably has a lot of children Uh, why? I think most kids know what testicls are, and understand that animals have them, too...
85
posted on
06/21/2005 1:04:07 PM PDT
by
buckleyfan
(WFB, save us!)
To: Jokelahoma
"I don't like it, so I'll take my ball and go home"?
It should be balls, don't you think?
86
posted on
06/21/2005 1:04:32 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: BikerNYC
FOTFLMAO!!!
Ah, yeah, you're right.
87
posted on
06/21/2005 1:04:32 PM PDT
by
najida
(I was raised by a pack of rabid hyenas.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
06/21/2005 1:05:33 PM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
To: blackie; Dashing Dasher
"What's my reward? :)" A trip to the Testicle Festival!!! LOL
I do not know, Dasher what should we reward blackie with for being post #69 on the testicle thread?
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posted on
06/21/2005 1:06:41 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher; Jokelahoma
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posted on
06/21/2005 1:07:08 PM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
To: byset
They eat fried testicles in snuff films? DEEP fried, I hear.
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posted on
06/21/2005 1:07:51 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
To: byset
Hercules will be there, joined by his sidekick, the mighty Testi-clees!
93
posted on
06/21/2005 1:08:42 PM PDT
by
buckleyfan
(WFB, save us!)
To: blackie
That's an NBA team, isn't it. ;)They play in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
94
posted on
06/21/2005 1:09:08 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: byset
"Balls, said the Queen. If I had some, I would be King. The King laughed. Because he had two."
To: L,TOWM
You don't like to play with your food?
96
posted on
06/21/2005 1:09:41 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: buckleyfan
I'd rather talk about testicles than
Chitlin's.
They both have festivals, and I KNOW I hate pig intestines.
97
posted on
06/21/2005 1:09:49 PM PDT
by
najida
(I was raised by a pack of rabid hyenas.)
To: AzaleaCity5691
About 20 years ago, before we'd ever heard of chicken nuggets, I brought my parents some "bull fries" for them to try for dinner. I presented them as boneless chicken and served them in their formal dining room. My mother exclaimed, "These are fabulous, I must serve them at my next party!" At this point I was obligated to tell them the truth; however, I called them mountain oysters. My father set his fork down, looked at me painfully, while my mom was saying, "What, what?" I left the room giving him the opportunity to explain it to the city gal he'd married. BTW, he didn't speak to me for two weeks.
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posted on
06/21/2005 1:09:54 PM PDT
by
Quilla
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Zero - no worthy participants.
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posted on
06/21/2005 1:10:07 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Nah, because I don't have that big an appetite for that sort of thing. When the doc says "add more fruits and nut to your diet" I'm fairly certain this ain't what she means.
100
posted on
06/21/2005 1:10:49 PM PDT
by
Jokelahoma
(Animal testing is a bad idea. They get all nervous and give wrong answers.)
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