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MAN PULLS TRUCK WITH HIS PENIS
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Posted on 11/23/2005 10:46:30 PM PST by skeptoid

Man pulls truck with his penis FREMONT, Calif., Nov. 23 (UPI) --

The Grandmaster of Iron Crotch, Tu Jin-Sheng, strapped his penis to a rental truck and twice pulled it across a Fremont, Calif., parking lot.

The 50-year-old who believes sex organs have great power tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles Tuesday, tugged to make sure it was tight, then lashed himself to the vehicle, the Oakland (Calif.) Tribune reported Wednesday.

He groaned and grunted and slowly pulled the truck as a documentary film director and producer from London got it all on film for their three-part series called "Penis Envy."

The footage shot in Fremont will be part of a segment on building the perfect penis, the newspaper said.

Jin-Sheng practices a branch of Qigong, which reportedly has 60,000 followers worldwide.


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The latest from Freemont, ... bastion of traditional values held dear by a-a-l-l-l Americans.

And if you got this far, you know what you are.

1 posted on 11/23/2005 10:46:30 PM PST by skeptoid
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To: skeptoid

No pictures please.


2 posted on 11/23/2005 10:48:45 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey hey ho ho Andy Heyward's got to go!)
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To: skeptoid

That was me ^_^


lol


3 posted on 11/23/2005 10:48:47 PM PST by KoRn
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To: skeptoid

You are a newshound, of course.


4 posted on 11/23/2005 10:49:22 PM PST by skeptoid
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To: skeptoid

The guy has quite a unique pickup line: "I'm a Grandmaster of Iron Crotch."


5 posted on 11/23/2005 10:49:56 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: skeptoid

The U-Haul stretcher? I hope he only paid the local rate for the rental.


6 posted on 11/23/2005 10:50:02 PM PST by SmithL (There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
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To: skeptoid

At last, a penis growth formula that works...


7 posted on 11/23/2005 10:50:53 PM PST by streetpreacher (If at the end of the day, 100% of both sides are not angry with me, I've failed.)
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To: streetpreacher

Put some ice on it!


8 posted on 11/23/2005 10:52:17 PM PST by Ingtar (Understanding is a three-edged sword : your side, my side, and the truth in between ." -- Kosh)
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To: skeptoid
MAN PULLS TRUCK WITH HIS PENIS

which is news because more commonly it's pulling a train ...

9 posted on 11/23/2005 10:54:49 PM PST by fnord (497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)
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To: skeptoid

The guy was Asian....so the rental truck must have been from Budget....


10 posted on 11/23/2005 10:54:54 PM PST by politicket
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To: streetpreacher
At last, a penis growth formula that works...

3 feet long and 1/8 inch circumference.

11 posted on 11/23/2005 10:55:37 PM PST by Texasforever (I have neither been there nor done that.)
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To: skeptoid

And we'll end the day with that...I'm off to bed for the night. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.


12 posted on 11/23/2005 10:56:08 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: skeptoid
LOL...

He must be a member of Thundersplace.com...

I wonder what PE he is using... Jelq?

I doubt dowgy can do that..


13 posted on 11/23/2005 10:56:20 PM PST by ChristianDefender (If you can't fight with M16/M4.. then use prayer, if not just choose whose side are You!)
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To: skeptoid

I'm not even going to read this thread.

Seeing a thread with this title tells me that it's way past my bed time!

Good night!

Mark


14 posted on 11/23/2005 10:56:48 PM PST by MarkL (I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
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To: skeptoid

15 posted on 11/23/2005 10:57:32 PM PST by zarf (The BCS sucks.)
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To: skeptoid
And if you got this far,

I got this far over 12 hours ago.

16 posted on 11/23/2005 10:57:48 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: skeptoid
MAN PULLS TRUCK WITH HIS PENIS

Big Deal, I know a Women that pulled a train with her .....;>

17 posted on 11/23/2005 10:59:12 PM PST by tophat9000 (lose 3000 in an hour and you want to fight, lose 2000 in 2 years and you want to run !???)
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To: skeptoid

Big deal, I use mine as a speed bump on a four lane highway.


18 posted on 11/23/2005 10:59:40 PM PST by U S Army EOD (I NEED TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER TAG LINE)
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To: Paleo Conservative
"No pictures please."

No, no,....I am a paragon of discretion and good taste. I would never post anything of an offensve nature!

19 posted on 11/23/2005 10:59:54 PM PST by skeptoid
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... strapped his penis to a rental truck and twice pulled it across a Fremont, Calif., parking lot.

pulled the truck ? or his penis ? oh wait...both
20 posted on 11/23/2005 11:00:10 PM PST by stylin19a (You can leed a Freeper to spllcheck, but you can't make him use it.)
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To: skeptoid

I've heard of penis extension devices, but this one sounds a bit too radical...


21 posted on 11/23/2005 11:02:24 PM PST by Nachum
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To: politicket
The guy was Asian....so the rental truck must have been from Budget....

I saw the video. It was Hotwheels truck.

22 posted on 11/23/2005 11:02:35 PM PST by Jigsaw John
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To: skeptoid

Hereafter he will be called S-T-R-E-T-C-H.


23 posted on 11/23/2005 11:04:42 PM PST by taxesareforever (Government is running amuck)
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To: martin_fierro

I searched......honest.


24 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:10 PM PST by skeptoid
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To: skeptoid
He groaned and grunted and slowly pulled "the truck"..

"THE TRUCK".. only one single truck.. Shhhhhhittttt, that ain't nothin.. Have you ever heard of the Continental Drift? Well, That was somethin to call home about.. My friend, Johnny One Nut, did it without groaning.. :)

25 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:17 PM PST by carlo3b (http://www.CookingWithCarlo.com,)
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To: PatrickHenry
Thought you might find this interesting...
26 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:23 PM PST by Aracelis
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To: Slings and Arrows

The headlines write themselves.


27 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:35 PM PST by Ultra Sonic 007 (We DARE Defend Our Rights [Alabama State Motto])
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To: Jigsaw John

are asian guys really supposed to be smaller on average? i would not know ..its such a stereotype but im always like hmmmmmmm lol i wonder.


28 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:42 PM PST by modest proposal
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To: skeptoid
Man pulls truck with his penis FREMONT, Calif.

I suspect there is a bigger call for this "skill" in CA than other states.

29 posted on 11/23/2005 11:06:34 PM PST by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: skeptoid
The footage? shot in Fremont will be part of a segment on building the perfect penis, the newspaper said.
30 posted on 11/23/2005 11:06:38 PM PST by umgud (uncompassionate conservative)
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To: skeptoid
"The Grandmaster of Iron Crotch, Tu Jin-Sheng, strapped his penis to a rental truck and twice pulled it across a Fremont, Calif., parking lot."

He added that he would make sure next time the parking brake was not set.
31 posted on 11/23/2005 11:07:02 PM PST by the lone wolf (Good Luck, and watch out for stobor.)
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To: skeptoid

I've heard of a post puller but I'm not sure if they have a penis puller around here


32 posted on 11/23/2005 11:07:12 PM PST by vigilante2 (member of the vast right wing conspiracy)
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To: skeptoid

I bet he is impotent.


33 posted on 11/23/2005 11:08:10 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper (ETERNAL SHAME on the treasonous Democrats!)
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To: skeptoid
He cheated! When I did this they made me fold it in half.

Wimp.

34 posted on 11/23/2005 11:24:39 PM PST by A Jovial Cad ("If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting." -General Curtis LeMay)
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To: skeptoid

Don't worry... he just has Penis Post Envy...


35 posted on 11/23/2005 11:26:02 PM PST by streetpreacher (If at the end of the day, 100% of both sides are not angry with me, I've failed.)
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To: ChristianDefender
Posting that pic may cause untold psychic trauma to the subject.
But it's worth the risk.
I haven't had such a side-aching laughing jag in many moons!
36 posted on 11/23/2005 11:28:21 PM PST by skeptoid
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To: skeptoid

I heard of this guy from his movies.

LONG DONG SLIVER


37 posted on 11/23/2005 11:38:42 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: skeptoid

:-)


38 posted on 11/23/2005 11:42:08 PM PST by ChristianDefender (If you can't fight with M16/M4.. then use prayer, if not just choose whose side are You!)
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To: fnord

When he -pushes- the truck across the parking lot with the thing, then I'll be impressed.


39 posted on 11/24/2005 2:04:40 AM PST by Salamander (Cursed With Second Sight)
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To: Salamander

When he uses it as a jack and changes the tire, I'll be impressed.


40 posted on 11/24/2005 2:20:02 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ..
"Other things to do with your penis" Ping List
Don't ask to be added to or dropped from this list; I know what's best for you.

41 posted on 11/24/2005 4:11:43 AM PST by PatrickHenry (Expect no response if you're a troll, lunatic, dotard, or incurable ignoramus.)
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To: PatrickHenry

Definitely a hard list to get on...


42 posted on 11/24/2005 4:22:40 AM PST by Junior (From now on, I'll stick to science, and leave the hunting alien mutants to the experts!)
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To: Mr. Mojo; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Grandmaster Tu:


43 posted on 11/24/2005 4:24:09 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Et Brute, Tu?)
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To: Larry Lucido

You win....;D


44 posted on 11/24/2005 6:39:33 AM PST by Salamander (Cursed With Second Sight)
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro

All your penis be long, Tu, now...


45 posted on 11/24/2005 7:45:39 AM PST by mikrofon (Tu Long Tu Yu's)
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To: skeptoid

Does anyone wonder how a man wakes up one morning and says to himself, "I think it would be fun to pull a truck around the parking lot with a rope tied to my.. (fill in the blank, you guys have a million names for it)

I wonder what his pastimes were when he was a kid?

Maybe it started as a dare. You just don't jump to the real truck. You have to start small, like with the Tonka tow truck, then the cement mixer, then the big one, the dump truck.


46 posted on 11/24/2005 8:17:09 AM PST by Taffini (Mr. Pippin and Mr. Waffles do not approve)
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To: PatrickHenry

As I recall, this event occurs in Taiwan from time to time. And sometimes they lose the tug o' war. Arg.


47 posted on 11/24/2005 8:24:07 AM PST by balrog666 (A myth by any other name is still inane.)
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To: balrog666

Is that the one about the taffy pull at Ms. Peters or the peter pull and Ms Taffy's....or something like that


48 posted on 11/24/2005 8:32:11 AM PST by RVN Airplane Driver (Freedom isn't Free....never has been...never will be)
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To: PatrickHenry
Well, that's believing in yourself. Or really not caring. Or something.
49 posted on 11/25/2005 12:44:53 PM PST by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: Mr. Mojo

"Mom and Dad my new boyfriend isn't what he seems..."


50 posted on 11/25/2005 11:16:12 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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