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MAN PULLS TRUCK WITH HIS PENIS
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Posted on 11/23/2005 10:46:30 PM PST by skeptoid

Man pulls truck with his penis FREMONT, Calif., Nov. 23 (UPI) --

The Grandmaster of Iron Crotch, Tu Jin-Sheng, strapped his penis to a rental truck and twice pulled it across a Fremont, Calif., parking lot.

The 50-year-old who believes sex organs have great power tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles Tuesday, tugged to make sure it was tight, then lashed himself to the vehicle, the Oakland (Calif.) Tribune reported Wednesday.

He groaned and grunted and slowly pulled the truck as a documentary film director and producer from London got it all on film for their three-part series called "Penis Envy."

The footage shot in Fremont will be part of a segment on building the perfect penis, the newspaper said.

Jin-Sheng practices a branch of Qigong, which reportedly has 60,000 followers worldwide.


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To: skeptoid

I've heard of penis extension devices, but this one sounds a bit too radical...


21 posted on 11/23/2005 11:02:24 PM PST by Nachum
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To: politicket
The guy was Asian....so the rental truck must have been from Budget....

I saw the video. It was Hotwheels truck.

22 posted on 11/23/2005 11:02:35 PM PST by Jigsaw John
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To: skeptoid

Hereafter he will be called S-T-R-E-T-C-H.


23 posted on 11/23/2005 11:04:42 PM PST by taxesareforever (Government is running amuck)
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To: martin_fierro

I searched......honest.


24 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:10 PM PST by skeptoid
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To: skeptoid
He groaned and grunted and slowly pulled "the truck"..

"THE TRUCK".. only one single truck.. Shhhhhhittttt, that ain't nothin.. Have you ever heard of the Continental Drift? Well, That was somethin to call home about.. My friend, Johnny One Nut, did it without groaning.. :)

25 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:17 PM PST by carlo3b (http://www.CookingWithCarlo.com,)
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To: PatrickHenry
Thought you might find this interesting...
26 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:23 PM PST by Aracelis
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To: Slings and Arrows

The headlines write themselves.


27 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:35 PM PST by Ultra Sonic 007 (We DARE Defend Our Rights [Alabama State Motto])
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To: Jigsaw John

are asian guys really supposed to be smaller on average? i would not know ..its such a stereotype but im always like hmmmmmmm lol i wonder.


28 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:42 PM PST by modest proposal
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To: skeptoid
Man pulls truck with his penis FREMONT, Calif.

I suspect there is a bigger call for this "skill" in CA than other states.

29 posted on 11/23/2005 11:06:34 PM PST by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: skeptoid
The footage? shot in Fremont will be part of a segment on building the perfect penis, the newspaper said.
30 posted on 11/23/2005 11:06:38 PM PST by umgud (uncompassionate conservative)
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To: skeptoid
"The Grandmaster of Iron Crotch, Tu Jin-Sheng, strapped his penis to a rental truck and twice pulled it across a Fremont, Calif., parking lot."

He added that he would make sure next time the parking brake was not set.
31 posted on 11/23/2005 11:07:02 PM PST by the lone wolf (Good Luck, and watch out for stobor.)
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To: skeptoid

I've heard of a post puller but I'm not sure if they have a penis puller around here


32 posted on 11/23/2005 11:07:12 PM PST by vigilante2 (member of the vast right wing conspiracy)
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To: skeptoid

I bet he is impotent.


33 posted on 11/23/2005 11:08:10 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper (ETERNAL SHAME on the treasonous Democrats!)
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To: skeptoid
He cheated! When I did this they made me fold it in half.

Wimp.

34 posted on 11/23/2005 11:24:39 PM PST by A Jovial Cad ("If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting." -General Curtis LeMay)
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To: skeptoid

Don't worry... he just has Penis Post Envy...


35 posted on 11/23/2005 11:26:02 PM PST by streetpreacher (If at the end of the day, 100% of both sides are not angry with me, I've failed.)
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To: ChristianDefender
Posting that pic may cause untold psychic trauma to the subject.
But it's worth the risk.
I haven't had such a side-aching laughing jag in many moons!
36 posted on 11/23/2005 11:28:21 PM PST by skeptoid
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To: skeptoid

I heard of this guy from his movies.

LONG DONG SLIVER


37 posted on 11/23/2005 11:38:42 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: skeptoid

:-)


38 posted on 11/23/2005 11:42:08 PM PST by ChristianDefender (If you can't fight with M16/M4.. then use prayer, if not just choose whose side are You!)
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To: fnord

When he -pushes- the truck across the parking lot with the thing, then I'll be impressed.


39 posted on 11/24/2005 2:04:40 AM PST by Salamander (Cursed With Second Sight)
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To: Salamander

When he uses it as a jack and changes the tire, I'll be impressed.


40 posted on 11/24/2005 2:20:02 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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