You're this season's first
And if you liked the photos of Antonella Barba
posing half-naked on the World War II Memorial
then youre going to love your special prize!
Thats right. In this handsome new coffee table book (published by Larry Flynt)
Antonella takes you on a scenic tour of Americas
most beloved landmarks and national monuments.
Such as the Lincoln Memorial
The Statue of Liberty
The Clinton Library/Massage Parlor
And Mount Rushmore
Plus much, much more ... that we can't show you here.
And if you claim your prize now, you'll receive a complimentary
DVD* of Antonella swimming topless in Pearl Harbor!
*Cannot ship DVD to Puerto Rico, Missouri and certain areas of Maine.
Thanks again, Netizen! And keep the penicillin handy :)
posted on 03/07/2007 4:55:13 PM PST
("... lay up for yourselves treasures in Heaven" -- Matthew 6:20)
Skankarella is in all those pics?
posted on 03/07/2007 4:57:06 PM PST
by Clint N. Suhks
(If you don't love Jesus, you can go to hell.)
The Mt. Rushmore one has me crying!
posted on 03/07/2007 4:57:54 PM PST
(Whether you think you can or think you can't, either way you are right.)
LMAO Jonny! You do realize that you might not be that far off. She just might do all that. Thank goodness you didn't have her showing us the GRAND CANYON, too much for even the Smokey Back Room!
By the way, if you did all the cropping on those you did a great job and it must have taken a long time! But they are well done! :)
posted on 03/07/2007 4:59:19 PM PST
(More Americans killed by illegal aliens than Iraq war 2,158 ea year - Center for Immigration Studies)
BWAHAHAHAHA!! The Pearl Harbor one kills me ... it looks really real ... not to mention the Clinton Massage Parlor one. OMG, that's too funny. Thanks for starting the night off right, Jonny!
posted on 03/07/2007 5:07:58 PM PST
(Kelo must GO!! ..... http://sonoma-moderate.blogspot.com/)
To: silent_jonny; Netizen
BEST PRIZE EVER!!!!!
posted on 03/07/2007 5:12:17 PM PST
(Dear Lord, Please help Paula keep her head off the table this season. Amen)
Best. Montage. Ever.
posted on 03/07/2007 5:20:20 PM PST
(I keep 2 magnums in my desk.One's a gun and I keep it loaded.Other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded)
Damn... I missed the whole show tonight.
Even worse, I missed the whole thread!!!
posted on 03/07/2007 7:22:36 PM PST
(Offending liberals since 1993)
OMG! Jonny, you have outdone yourself with this marvelous collection of Antonella pictures, as she tours our most revered and sacred national monuments.
I can see her in twenty years cavorting in the Tidal Basin with some renowned rednosed drunk Senator of the stature of Wilbur Mills.
Antonella herself is a national treasure--Hustler-style.
posted on 03/07/2007 8:45:40 PM PST
(Rudy will beat Hillary in 2008.)
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