[M203M4]

If you know anyone (doctor, nurse, technician) who works in an emergency room, this article pales in comparison to some of the deranged activities people come in seeking treatment for. Home genital bisections (an incision along the septum pectiniforme to separate the corpora cavernosa of the penis, which is still "functional", albeit with a very low urethral opening, or worse - it is as bad as it sounds, lol) are apparently particularly brutal forms of stupidity to face. Imagine trying to inform these freaks that a penectomy is their only option...

Fetishists with "prince Alberts" who engage in various forms of mechanical stimulation are another breed of nasty genital emergency. Say hello to removal of the glans.

Folks show up with various insertions as well (including urethral insertions). For the other kind of insertions, it is apparently not uncommon (once per week of shifts for a friend working at one particular big city hospital) to have to remove large objects (jars, potatoes, oranges, raw fish, you name it) lodged up beyond what would seem physically possible.

What this fellow tried, while plainly stupid, was downright tame. The perversions (and their frightening medical results) faced by emergency room workers really give you an idea for the depths to which human depravity and mental illness can fall.

[OldTCS]

LOL Wasn’t there a House MD scene like this? Something like a cell phone in the other end.

[Walmartian]

I have a friend that works in the OR. They had to remove a light bulb from where the sun don't shine out of this guy. The surgeon took the bulb to a lamp to see if it still worked.

Once they had to remove a zucchini. The next day the surgeon came in with a zucinni salad.