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Your Mother's Basement (also known as, please give me technical networking help with ubuntu 6.06)
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Posted on 02/16/2009 6:37:42 PM PST by Ron Jeremy

So, you are sitting in your mothers basement right now, checking your favorite message boards while tending to the carpal tunnel syndrome you have developed from too many hours playing world of warcraft.

You have a crush on that level 60 wizard, and she claims she is a girl, but then again, its probably another dude in his mothers basement.

You'd like to get out sometimes. Sometimes you even do. You make it to the comic book store once a week, and sometimes even travel to local star trek conventions.

Still, you wonder why you have not received the publicity and ultimately monetary reward for being such a genius programmer. After all, you are a linux programmer. You are a genius, and much smarter and better than those fools who wrote the bloated and annoying vista. After all, there system uses WAAAY too much resources.

So, when writing 6.06 for Ubuntu, you figured, "hell, why have a simple button that lists available wireless networks for people to connect to? Even is they are sitting ten feet from a non-encrypted linksys router, why make it easy to connect? Let a guy jump on a vista and hit "connect", but not us. After all, we are Linux! We are so much smarter than the Vista programmers".

"But don't worry, we will have support and documentation online. When people ask questions, like 'how the hell do I search wireless networks', we will answer with, 'well is it a such and such connection, or another sort of detailed question connection'. Our answers will be a lot like the monty python question about the speed of an african or european swallow. That will show those consumers how damn smart we are. One day we will get the recognition we deserve as the genius programmers we are!!!!!"


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: buyamacandshutup; dork; geek; pud; ubuntu
In other news, how the hell does one simply connect to an open wireless network, and why do these linux programmers think they are so damn smart that they can't even provide that?
1 posted on 02/16/2009 6:37:43 PM PST by Ron Jeremy
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To: Ron Jeremy

Easy

RTFM


2 posted on 02/16/2009 6:38:45 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Ron Jeremy

You get what you pay for...;-)


3 posted on 02/16/2009 6:39:30 PM PST by TomServo
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To: AppyPappy

I did. It says click on the “network manager” icon in toolbar, which is not there.


4 posted on 02/16/2009 6:42:15 PM PST by Ron Jeremy (sonic)
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To: AppyPappy; Ron Jeremy

Did you just call him “easy?”

LOL


5 posted on 02/16/2009 6:42:38 PM PST by BykrBayb (May God have mercy on our souls. ~ Þ)
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To: Ron Jeremy
<linux user>
Feh. Just write your own device driver. I could do it in 7 lines of C. And that includes comments.
</linux user>
6 posted on 02/16/2009 6:45:32 PM PST by TheWasteLand
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To: Ron Jeremy

Canonical probably pays its coders enough that they don’t have to live in their mothers’ basements. Anyway, man iwlist and iwconfig.


7 posted on 02/16/2009 6:47:58 PM PST by Caesar Soze
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To: Ron Jeremy

My mother dosen’t have a basement on her house.


8 posted on 02/16/2009 6:51:45 PM PST by ThomasThomas ( Accept it, there is no except after in math.)
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To: Ron Jeremy

Ever consider 8.04 or 8.10?


9 posted on 02/16/2009 6:52:07 PM PST by Stentor
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To: Stentor

Do they have it? If so, I will upgrade.


10 posted on 02/16/2009 6:56:27 PM PST by Ron Jeremy (sonic)
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To: Ron Jeremy

Upgrade first.


11 posted on 02/16/2009 6:56:45 PM PST by allmost
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To: Ron Jeremy
"So, you are sitting in your mothers basement right now," watching one of Ron Jeremy's ancient porn flicks with Windows 7,...


12 posted on 02/16/2009 7:00:35 PM PST by familyop (As painful as the global laxative might be, maybe our "one world" needs a good cleaning.)
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To: Ron Jeremy

http://www.ubuntu.com/getubuntu/download

As an alternative try:

http://www.linuxmint.com/download.php

Linux Mint comes with a lot of the multimedia working out of the box. It’s basically Ubuntu with a twist.


13 posted on 02/16/2009 7:07:42 PM PST by Stentor
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To: Ron Jeremy

Yes, upgrade to 8.04. ...works fine.


14 posted on 02/16/2009 7:10:05 PM PST by familyop (As painful as the global laxative might be, maybe our "one world" needs a good cleaning.)
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To: Ron Jeremy
Your version of Ubuntu is almost three years old, I think.

Have you posted at the Ubuntu forums?

15 posted on 02/16/2009 9:30:42 PM PST by SeafoodGumbo
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To: SeafoodGumbo
Supported wireless cards
16 posted on 02/16/2009 9:33:11 PM PST by SeafoodGumbo
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To: Ron Jeremy
I suppose if you could get online you'd know 8.10 was available.

Wait - are you logged in?

I put Ubuntu 8.10 on my little netbook a couple weeks ago, and it had no trouble discovering APs. Unfortunately the ath_pci driver broke any time I looked like I was about to sneeze. Swapped it for Fedora 10 & that just plain works. The spiffy Gnome WM was a bit of a turd on the Atom 270 but xfce, if not as pretty, clicks right along.

With Fedora, if something is not 100% GPL it won't come bundled with the system so you have to gather some things like media codecs, but everything I have tried so far has worked like it's supposed to.

17 posted on 02/19/2009 7:17:48 PM PST by Clinging Bitterly (Posting from an undisclosed location in the Nation of Bitter Clingers.)
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To: Ron Jeremy; AppyPappy; TomServo; BykrBayb; TheWasteLand; Caesar Soze; ThomasThomas; Stentor; ...
See these threads:

Super Ubuntu - yet another Ubuntu based distro

AND

Ubuntu ---Resources...GETDEB

The second link requires some work ....of the Linux type ...and I have NOT figured it out yet....but I want 64 bit and I want the New 9.04 Jaunty Jacklope as it has some nice features that I really like....much improved font for the hardware that I have....and Firefox 3.07 ......

18 posted on 03/13/2009 8:11:52 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (What happened to my IRAs)
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach

Thanks for the heads up. I am a little Minty these days.


19 posted on 03/13/2009 8:34:18 PM PDT by Stentor
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To: Stentor

Mint is a good one.

And they have 64 bit now also....Had that running...

My negative with it was the fonts...


20 posted on 03/13/2009 8:59:54 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (What happened to my IRAs)
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