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LAZ FINALLY TAKES A STAND ON THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR!
May 3, 2010 | By Laz

Posted on 05/03/2010 7:04:40 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have finally taken a stand on the American Civil War. Read on!


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KEYWORDS: breasts; cw2; lolinternet; unnngh
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To: mojitojoe

No self-respecting southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.


261 posted on 05/04/2010 2:56:07 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: FourPeas

Then you must not like jambalaya because it almost always has okra in it. It doesn’t slime if you prepare it right.


262 posted on 05/04/2010 2:57:47 PM PDT by mojitojoe (banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Lazamataz

Thailand?


263 posted on 05/04/2010 2:59:39 PM PDT by TexasNative2000 (This seems like fairly decisive evidence that the dream can, in fact, die.)
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To: Peanut Gallery

Ping


264 posted on 05/04/2010 3:05:16 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Conservative States of America has a nice ring to it.)
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To: mojitojoe
You obviously are eating instant grits.

I don't think so. Honestly, I love all kinds of Southern cooking, but I never developed a taste for grits.

265 posted on 05/04/2010 3:05:47 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Lazamataz

You need to move to Kentucky, West - By God - Virginia, Maryland, or Missouri. :-)


266 posted on 05/04/2010 3:11:47 PM PDT by meyer
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To: Lazamataz
LAZ RULES

LAZ HAS NEVER BEEN WRONG !

LAZ DESIGNS THE BEST IN HAND WEAPONS !

267 posted on 05/04/2010 3:12:19 PM PDT by litehaus (A memory tooooo longt A)
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To: andy58-in-nh

I know some people that don’t care for them. They can eat them, don’t hate them, but don’t love them. One of my friends(Yankee) puts sugar in them, like cream of wheat. Ugh!


268 posted on 05/04/2010 3:15:37 PM PDT by mojitojoe (banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Thomas Jefferson)
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To: dfwgator

I take pride in mine too, no instant unless traveling and in a hotel room and all that is available is a microwave.


269 posted on 05/04/2010 3:16:28 PM PDT by mojitojoe (banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Thomas Jefferson)
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To: mojitojoe

Vinny Gambini: How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?
Mr. Tipton: Um... I’m a fast cook, I guess.
Vinny Gambini: [across beside the jury] What? I’m sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton: I don’t know.
Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?


270 posted on 05/04/2010 3:17:43 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: MNJohnnie
I think Laz is working on the Ginger/Maryann thing first.

Now that you mention it, that is another of my great concerns!!!

271 posted on 05/04/2010 7:41:05 PM PDT by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: Lazamataz

Damn, Laz! Don’t be so nice to the pinheads!


272 posted on 05/04/2010 7:47:50 PM PDT by stboz
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To: Paladin2; andy58-in-nh; southernsunshine; teeman8r; All

“”Sorry, but grits really suck. “
Okra even more so. “

“Sorry, but grits really suck. I may as well confess.....I serve them at breakfast for punishment.

It’s not punishment unless its accompanied by biscuits and gravy.”

“WHAT THE HECK HAPPENS TO CORN TO MAKE IT HOMINY... STOP IT”
_________________________________________________

Ya’ll are a bunch of picky eaters who don’t know squat. Corn is good, no matter how it’s prepared.

It’s delicious boiled, fried, baked, BBQ’d, toasted, roasted, lymed, ground-up, parboiled, french fried, raw, braised, seared, milled, dried, chopped, whacked, on the cob or eaten as a nut.

I love my grits with biscuits and gravy for breakfast then a nice hominy soup, aka posole is the best for dinner. Okra is good anytime but best fried in...............CORNmeal!

Ya’ll must eat mussells, eels and raw oysters instead of corn. There’s no accounting for taste, I reckon. ;)


273 posted on 05/04/2010 8:29:20 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: JouleZ
LAZ DESIGNS THE BEST IN HAND WEAPONS !

I want a plasma dematerialize in the 40 watt range with a bayonet attachment please.

274 posted on 05/05/2010 4:34:04 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (The problem with Socialism is eventually you run our of other peoples money. Lady Thatcher)
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To: Lazamataz
Chortle. Thanks, Laz, for saying "Northern Yankees." I've rarely, if ever, been called a Yankee, without it being preceeded by the obligatory "d@mn."

However, I disagree with you on all the rest (your posts 1&2)

Giggle.

275 posted on 05/10/2010 8:42:05 AM PDT by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters, now.)
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To: Lazamataz

Oops, I meant to say, I disagree with your posts 2 & 4.


276 posted on 05/10/2010 8:43:25 AM PDT by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters, now.)
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To: MNJohnnie
I want a plasma dematerialize in the 40 watt range with a bayonet attachment please.

Just what you see in the displays, mac.


277 posted on 05/10/2010 8:57:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: MaggieCarta
Oops, I meant to say, I disagree with your posts 2 & 4.

So you agree and disagree.

278 posted on 05/10/2010 8:58:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Lazamataz

I’ll take Jiggygirls for $1000 please


279 posted on 05/10/2010 9:01:31 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (The problem with Socialism is eventually you run our of other peoples money. Lady Thatcher)
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To: Lazamataz

Yes and no.


280 posted on 05/10/2010 1:30:09 PM PDT by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters, now.)
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