Posted on 02/23/2011 11:37:59 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them!
Mr Wichai, just yesterday, got married in a grand ceremony to both twins simultaneously.
On being interviewed by Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.
In the engagement ceremony before the wedding dress gallery, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.
Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.
Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.
'When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darn impossible - I adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide which one of them to chat up.....!' He went on to say, 'For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them, 'I love you and want to marry you BOTH''
The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along that they wished to marry the same man!
'It wasn't easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man' the twins said.
Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.
Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question:- "And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai?", to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile.
'Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together'.
Ms.Sirintara finally told the press, 'When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each other's side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us.'
What a sick group.
Ewwwwww!
bet those girls turn out to be fellas...
Two words: Leah, Rachel.
Yes they were sinning..but God overlooked their sin
Well, they’re already idiots. I don’t know about the being fellows bit. Ugh, sleeping with your sister’s husband right after your sister’s slept with him. Those women ain’t right.
Polygamy is its own punishment.
And David paid the price by having a VERY dysfunctional family with a lot of envy and anger
lol...you have to be careful in Thailand. Things are not always what they seem.;-)
Lucky guy. If there’s a conversation, he doesn’t have to be involved.
King David did a lot of things. He murdered, too, and offended God in many ways, and was judged. Once, when he numbered his people against God’s wishes, God killed over 30,000 Israelites in judgement against him.
We can’t base our lives on David, at least not on his sinful behavior. He did good and right things too, and was a believer.
We are Christians, not Davidians or Abrahamians.
God started with Adam and Eve, one man, one woman. He never changed it.
Mathew 19:6: “So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.” said Jesus.
Note, two. Not three or more.
Constant references to marriage law refer to one husband and one wife, both in the New Testament and the Old.
Ephesians 5:33
“However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.”
Note, not each one of you must love his wives, and the wives must respect their husband.
Note the requirements for being an elder:
Titus 1:6 “If a man is blameless, the husband of one wife, having faithful children not accused of dissipation or insubordination. . .”
Teaching regarding the relationship of marriage constantly reference one husband and one wife.
I am sorry I have to print out the fact that marriage is between one man and woman as ordained by God on Free Republic. I could cite a hundred or more Bible verses that directly teach or indirectly refer to the estate of marriage being between one man and one woman. It should not even be a question.
The polygamy practices of several (not all) of the patriarchs are shown as their downfall. Solomon was lost due to his pagan wives. The children of David’s several wives destroyed and divided the kingdom. Abraham’s polygamy set up the oldest ethnic rivalry on the planet, still working out today. Just because it is recorded in Scripture does not mean it is endorsed.
1 Corinthians 7:2 says, “Let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.” Polygamy is sinful for male or female. Women married to the same husband do not each have their own husbands.
And where is the lucky groom going to on his honemoon?
(Come on... You know....)
Please see my post 32.
I can’t believe I am even having to write this stuff out.
You’re making the mistake of assuming these people are Christians. They may very well not be.
And there’s only one mother-in-law!
We’re all sinners, yes. And he’s one lucky sinner!
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