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Ohio man arrested for sex act with inflatable pool raft
Deccan Chronicle ^ | September 3, 2011

Posted on 09/04/2011 12:19:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows
Looks innocent enuf. Ruff.


41 posted on 09/04/2011 5:22:11 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

You know the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says “Hey you, get off my cloud!”

A Scotsman says “Hey MacLeod, get off my ewe!”


42 posted on 09/04/2011 5:31:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Daffynition

Labs will mate with anything.


43 posted on 09/04/2011 5:37:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Sounds like the Scottish version of Blade Runner:

Do Scotsmen Dream of Inflatable Sheep?

Cheers!

44 posted on 09/04/2011 5:56:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Whois slippin'...almost 50 posts and no mug shots yet? :)


45 posted on 09/04/2011 6:01:15 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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Hoo boy, I can hear the banjos from here.


46 posted on 09/04/2011 6:11:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Hoo boy, I can hear the banjos from here.

I can hear the meth cooking from here.

47 posted on 09/05/2011 5:04:22 AM PDT by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It was a pink raft. So at least he was straight.


48 posted on 09/05/2011 9:54:24 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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Ayup, nothing queer about him.


49 posted on 09/05/2011 10:37:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hey, it happens.


50 posted on 09/05/2011 10:39:37 AM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Was it a male or female raft?

Dude might be a homo.

51 posted on 09/05/2011 10:41:19 AM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Was he practicing safe sex by wearing a life jacket?
52 posted on 09/05/2011 11:19:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The liberal press applauded when the NY Times hacked Newt Gingrich's phone calls.)
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That raft was just asking for it.

""You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that inflatable pool raft out. That's a good-looking pool raft"

53 posted on 09/05/2011 11:24:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The liberal press applauded when the NY Times hacked Newt Gingrich's phone calls.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I just hope he's not doing a pink inflatable swimming pool raft . . . .

54 posted on 09/06/2011 1:39:07 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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