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Sci-Fi Brothel to Open in Nevada
Time Newsfeed ^ | 01/01/2012 | y Melissa Locker

Posted on 01/01/2012 11:10:02 AM PST by redreno

Hey gents, have you ever found yourself jealous of Captain James T. Kirk and his, …er intergalactic conquests? Do you longingly watch Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave (her name is Oola, if you’re interested) and wonder, what if? Do you long to go where no man has gone before? Well, once a new sci-fi brothel opens in Nevada, you can.

Nevada is the only state that allows legal prostitution, and there are two dozen licensed brothels in the state,

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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: aliens; illegalaliens; nevada; spacebabe; statesrights
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To: real saxophonist

Oh wow, I haven’t seen the purple moon chicks from “UFO” in ages!


21 posted on 01/01/2012 11:43:13 AM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Impy; GOPsterinMA; GSP.FAN; fieldmarshaldj; KevinDavis; SunkenCiv

ping


22 posted on 01/01/2012 11:49:46 AM PST by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg
Will she be in attendance?


23 posted on 01/01/2012 11:54:42 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

“Get your a— to Mars.”


24 posted on 01/01/2012 11:57:48 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Washi

Carrie Fisher hasn’t aged well but that is not unusual. I didn’t think she was gorgeous even when she was Princess Leia but there really was something about he that was very attractive.

She did have a nice figure.


25 posted on 01/01/2012 12:05:42 PM PST by yarddog
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To: MrEdd

“Denebian Syphilis.

Romulan penile decay

Anduvian HyperHerpes

Planetary quarantine level crotch dysplasia

And all acts holorecorded to be auctioned in a bidding war between the customer and the soon to be ex spouse.”

The above wins the “Diseased Juvenile Canid” award of the day.


26 posted on 01/01/2012 12:16:20 PM PST by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: PLMerite
Wow, what movie is that from ?

That is Morena Baccarin from the recreated "V", on ABC. It was last season, but was cancelled just as it was getting interesting.

27 posted on 01/01/2012 12:29:39 PM PST by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: redreno

Dr. Beverly Crusher from “Star Trek: The Next Generation.”

I wanted her to give me a complete physical.


28 posted on 01/01/2012 1:06:10 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (The "Occupy Wall Street" losers should try occupying their local employment office. GET A JOB!)
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To: Old Sarge

Bad news: If your part is green when you withdraw it, there may not be a medicine proven to cure that.


29 posted on 01/01/2012 1:11:33 PM PST by donmeaker (e is trancendental)
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To: justlurking

http://www.mastcelebs.net/upload/morena_baccarin_7.jpg


30 posted on 01/01/2012 1:16:03 PM PST by donmeaker (e is trancendental)
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To: redreno

How many Quatloos will it cost to get your cone honed?


31 posted on 01/01/2012 1:23:52 PM PST by SoCal Pubbie
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To: Old Sarge

or

-PJ

32 posted on 01/01/2012 1:24:03 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
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To: justlurking

33 posted on 01/01/2012 1:25:21 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Mr. K
he said it was the highlight of his career

It was probably the only time he ever saw a woman naked. Poor guy. He must have lived a very sheltered life.

34 posted on 01/01/2012 1:26:50 PM PST by usadave
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To: redreno

Sign out front

SEE A WOOKIE FOR SOME NOOKIE....


35 posted on 01/01/2012 2:07:41 PM PST by njslim
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To: redreno

Sign out front

SEE A WOOKIE FOR SOME NOOKIE....


36 posted on 01/01/2012 2:07:50 PM PST by njslim
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To: GladesGuru

What about the dreaded “MOBY DICK”.....


37 posted on 01/01/2012 2:09:12 PM PST by njslim
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To: Lancey Howard

Giggity!

Although I think she was even prettier with long curly hair in Firefly. Got a picture of her when she was a “companion?”


38 posted on 01/01/2012 2:12:42 PM PST by 1malumprohibitum
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To: 1malumprohibitum

http://www.picpiggy.com/bank/morena_baccarin_walking-1270579571.jpg


39 posted on 01/01/2012 2:19:28 PM PST by 1malumprohibitum
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To: redreno
Do you long to go where no man has gone before?

Given that the topic is a brothel, I wonder whether the proper verb is really "to go" rather than its opposite.

And now that I think of it, given that it is a brothel, I'm also inclined to question the "where no man has...before" part as well.

Can we sue them for false advertising?

Cheers!

40 posted on 01/01/2012 2:45:59 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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