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Laz's Maid
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Posted on 04/11/2012 10:00:02 AM PDT by Young Werther
A West Texas entrepreneur has taken maid service to the next level.
Patrons who are willing to pony up $100 an hour can have their houses cleaned by a scantily clad, topless or totally naked woman. And for an extra $50 per hour, clients of Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock will have two women clean house.
(Excerpt) Read more at gma.yahoo.com ...
Hey Honey I just looked at the bill for maid service this week... and I noticed they billed us 8 hours for 2 maids. Our place is only 1500 square feet. I could clean it in 2 hours myself... How did this happen? You said you would watch them to make sure they didn’t slack off. What happened?
Well babe they were working really fast but the place was REALLY DIRTY....
They are all VERY GUILTY.
I’d have to have someone clean the house after they clean. Nasty.
Pretty seedy looking. Are these “out to pasture” strippers?
Dem Women dunn gone to seed.
They couldn’t pay me $100 an hour to be anywhere near them.
They seem more like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s type.
Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a menial
Constantly congenial
and quieter than a mouse
Oh oh wouldn’t she be delicious
tidying up the dishes, neat as a pin
Oh oh wouldn’t she be delightful
sweeping out...sleeping in
Fluttering up the stairway
Shuttering up the windows
Cluttering up the bedroom
Buttering up the master
Puttering all around the house
the house...the house...the house.................
In another thread this “struggling waitress” was outed as an “Occupy Wall Street” activist. And judging by the pictures, it would be surprising if she gets much business from this.
This is just the latest variation on the far Left’s drumbeat that capitalism forces women to become prostitutes, etc.
Nude maid service. Is there any other kind?
Really. After looking at that site, I’m GLAD nobody invoked the “pics or it didn’t happen” rule. The maids are nothing to phone home about. . .
“The maids are nothing to phone home about. . .”
They are related to Helen Thomas!
Lubbock is waaaay out on the plains. It gets really lonely at Texas Tech.
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