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NYC's First Professional Cuddler Will Spoon You For $60
Gothamist ^
Posted on 01/30/2014 11:53:42 AM PST by nickcarraway
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I hope she never has Al Gore as a client.
To: Slings and Arrows
This is what happens when you pick the wrong major.
To: nickcarraway
Asking for trouble....sooner or later...it will happen
To: nickcarraway
She lives in a state with Eliot Spitzer AND Anthony Weiner, and yet chose THIS line of business?
To: nickcarraway
LOL! Oh is that what it is called now?
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posted on
01/30/2014 11:58:19 AM PST
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a GREAT life!)
To: Salamander; Vendome
I wonder if she went to cuddle college.
To: Sacajaweau
What’s the upside when trouble doesn’t happen? She’s cuddling with a loser who thinks it’s a good idea to pay someone to cuddle him?
To: nickcarraway
Oh brother. Finding new ways to separate fools from their money, every day.
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:00:29 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: nickcarraway
They tried to do this in Madison, Wisconsin but they gave the proprietor such a hard time he folded. Madison is a college town with a source of young co-eds willing to spoon with you for $60.
The problem is, as everyone know, is this is just shy of prostitution and once established with many other such “businesses” you create a lot of community moral hazard zones, which to their credit, the City of Madison did not want.
The woman from the posted location here is attractive. My guess is that if Honey Boo boo’s mom was the one charging $60 to spoon with the business would go broke. The point is that you cannot get away from the sexual context of this type of business, which is really what it is.
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:01:03 PM PST
by
Obadiah
(I Like Ted.)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
This is in New York. This woman is asking to get raped, mugged, mauled or worse.
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:05:34 PM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: nickcarraway
“Did you know that cuddling has been proven to lower blood pressure, lift serotonin levels, balance the nervous system and strengthen the immune system?”
So will a cute puppy...
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:06:01 PM PST
by
kcvl
To: nickcarraway
This is up there with the professional pencil sharpener I read about last year.
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To: nickcarraway
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:11:09 PM PST
by
kcvl
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:11:54 PM PST
by
kcvl
To: nickcarraway
Paraphrasing Groucho, I wouldn’t want to cuddle with a woman who would allow someone like me to pay to cuddle with her.
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:14:24 PM PST
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: nickcarraway
Now if a "professional cuddler" looked like this:
this:
or this:
I'd be interested. Highly interested.
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:14:39 PM PST
by
AnAmericanAbroad
(It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
To: kcvl
That’s just a creepy photo. He could strangle her in a NY minute (pun intended).
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posted on
01/30/2014 12:18:39 PM PST
by
CodeJockey
(Christian, Freeper, Tea Party Member, Bitter Clinger, Creepy White Cracker)
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