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NYC's First Professional Cuddler Will Spoon You For $60
Gothamist ^

Posted on 01/30/2014 11:53:42 AM PST by nickcarraway

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I hope she never has Al Gore as a client.
1 posted on 01/30/2014 11:53:42 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is what happens when you pick the wrong major.


2 posted on 01/30/2014 11:55:15 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Asking for trouble....sooner or later...it will happen


3 posted on 01/30/2014 11:56:11 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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She lives in a state with Eliot Spitzer AND Anthony Weiner, and yet chose THIS line of business?


4 posted on 01/30/2014 11:58:18 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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LOL! Oh is that what it is called now?


5 posted on 01/30/2014 11:58:19 AM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a GREAT life!)
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To: Salamander; Vendome

I wonder if she went to cuddle college.


6 posted on 01/30/2014 11:58:42 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Sacajaweau

What’s the upside when trouble doesn’t happen? She’s cuddling with a loser who thinks it’s a good idea to pay someone to cuddle him?


7 posted on 01/30/2014 12:00:18 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Oh brother. Finding new ways to separate fools from their money, every day.


8 posted on 01/30/2014 12:00:29 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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They tried to do this in Madison, Wisconsin but they gave the proprietor such a hard time he folded. Madison is a college town with a source of young co-eds willing to spoon with you for $60.

The problem is, as everyone know, is this is just shy of prostitution and once established with many other such “businesses” you create a lot of community moral hazard zones, which to their credit, the City of Madison did not want.

The woman from the posted location here is attractive. My guess is that if Honey Boo boo’s mom was the one charging $60 to spoon with the business would go broke. The point is that you cannot get away from the sexual context of this type of business, which is really what it is.

9 posted on 01/30/2014 12:01:03 PM PST by Obadiah (I Like Ted.)
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To: nickcarraway

release my chakra


10 posted on 01/30/2014 12:01:22 PM PST by Craftmore
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This is in New York. This woman is asking to get raped, mugged, mauled or worse.


11 posted on 01/30/2014 12:04:51 PM PST by LibsRJerks
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12 posted on 01/30/2014 12:05:34 PM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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“Did you know that cuddling has been proven to lower blood pressure, lift serotonin levels, balance the nervous system and strengthen the immune system?”

So will a cute puppy...


13 posted on 01/30/2014 12:06:01 PM PST by kcvl
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To: nickcarraway

This is up there with the professional pencil sharpener I read about last year.


14 posted on 01/30/2014 12:09:37 PM PST by Carpe Cerevisi
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16 posted on 01/30/2014 12:11:09 PM PST by kcvl
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17 posted on 01/30/2014 12:11:54 PM PST by kcvl
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Paraphrasing Groucho, I wouldn’t want to cuddle with a woman who would allow someone like me to pay to cuddle with her.


18 posted on 01/30/2014 12:14:24 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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Now if a "professional cuddler" looked like this: this: or this: I'd be interested. Highly interested.
19 posted on 01/30/2014 12:14:39 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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That’s just a creepy photo. He could strangle her in a NY minute (pun intended).


20 posted on 01/30/2014 12:18:39 PM PST by CodeJockey (Christian, Freeper, Tea Party Member, Bitter Clinger, Creepy White Cracker)
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