Posted on 01/30/2014 11:53:42 AM PST by nickcarraway
How much for the Aunt Jemima treatment?
My tomcat sleeps snuggled against my legs. For $60/hour he can start earning his keep.
What happens if Carlos Danger calls? :-)
What does she charge to fork you?
WARNING: Spooning can lead to forking.
Impossible. He only Tweets.
I don’t see anything wrong with this business, in theory. In practice, it could easily be dangerous for her. I hope she runs a video cam.
But overall, I think it’s neat that someone can offer a simple highly personal non-sexual service. Of course there’s a sexual undertone, but there’s that in almost every interaction between the sexes when one or both are reasonably attractive.
I wish her luck and good business success.
Warning to Arizona heteros thinking of this as a profession: you CANNOT deny service to someone of the same sex.
Worst bad day at work ever.
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