Fight over fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe’s

miamiherald.com ^ | June 12, 2016 | GWEN FILOSA

[PROCON]

In this bar fight at one of Key West's most famous watering holes, it wasn't a spilled drink or sleazy advance on someone's wife that led to blows.

According to the police report, a fight broke out between two couples this week when someone, who Friday remained unidentified, allegedly broke wind inside Sloppy Joe's, 201 Duval St.

"The argument was due to someone farting," police were told by a man who went to the hospital for a dislocated shoulder after the scrap.

Richard McBride, 53, and his girlfriend Sandra Stoner, 55, both of Naples, said they were caught up in a physical altercation after the argument arose “over a fart,” Officer Igor Kasyanenko wrote after last Monday’s incident.

[PROCON]

I don't know if the mods will find this thread humorous, but I certainly do.

Come-on now, how many of us guys HAVEN'T got in a fight over some aggressive flatulent punk?

Anyone?

[lefty-lie-spy]

Was the gassing incident and consequent brawl pre- or post- mealtime?

[Mount Athos]

you’re braver than I am, was tempted to post this

[PROCON]

Ah heck, if the mods pull it, so what?

Just fun to see what stupid people are capable of.

[2ndDivisionVet]

http://www.menshealth.com/guy-wisdom/history-of-farts

[BenLurkin]

Ever notice how many drunken altercations are initiated by some poor guy’s date?

[HarleyLady27]

ONLY you would put up a link to something like this...ROFL....

[PROCON]

Hey lady, farting protocol is very important to us guys.

[Moonman62]

How did I know it was going to be Florida?

[HarleyLady27]

Yes, I understand that, being a biker chick most of my life, I found that out...LOL...

[Larry Lucido]

Here, pull my thread....

[NormsRevenge]

so much for a stand yur ground defense..

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Let me guess, alcohol was somehow involved.

[PROCON]

Too bad there’s no Seinfeld precedent here.

[pke]

You don’t get a headline like that everyday.

[jazusamo]

Yikes! I’ve witnessed some horrendous farts, some that’d make you gasp and run for relief but never one that dislocated a shoulder. :)

[Carthego delenda est]

[RightGeek]

Some things never change

[Eagles6]

A former girlfriend sat down on the couch next to me and said “Eww, did you fart?” and I said “No, do you want me too?”

[r_barton]

Toot, toot, Tootsie, goodbye.... ;-)