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A whale of a story.

I have had longer conversations with my cat

1 posted on 12/18/2023 9:10:02 AM PST by algore
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excuse me stewardess, I speak Whale......


36 posted on 12/18/2023 9:39:43 AM PST by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting…)
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who’s paying for this?


37 posted on 12/18/2023 9:40:15 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian (I'm a nationalist. I'm white. How does that make me racist?)
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Darn, you beat me to it right out of the gate! I was going to write “Obviously, none of these ‘researchers’ have ever owned a cat.”


38 posted on 12/18/2023 9:40:22 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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Let me guess. The gist of their whalish message to hoomans was... “Thanks for all the fish”.

File this under “Yet more ‘s’ you can’t make up”.


39 posted on 12/18/2023 9:42:11 AM PST by Danie_2023
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42 posted on 12/18/2023 9:46:04 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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"Twain responded to a pre-recorded 'contact call'."

"Pre-recorded," huh? That rules out this conversation.


44 posted on 12/18/2023 9:47:59 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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Chris Christie left the campaign trail to have a 20 minute conversation with scientists?


45 posted on 12/18/2023 9:48:36 AM PST by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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They recorded a whale’s greeting and played it through speakers. This whale was fooled, and returned the greeting.

Not gonna help when previously unknown life forms land on Earth.


46 posted on 12/18/2023 9:55:01 AM PST by I want the USA back (Democracy dies when you take away from those who work and give to those who won't. Khrushchev.)
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My sister once had an encounter with a clam at the beach. I’ll bet the clam couldn’t get a word in edgewise.


47 posted on 12/18/2023 9:57:54 AM PST by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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Rumor also has the whale saying “Help Me! My name is Jonah and I’m stuck in here.”


49 posted on 12/18/2023 10:02:31 AM PST by Zack Attack (✔)
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Was one of the researchers named Doolittle, by any chance?


52 posted on 12/18/2023 10:11:30 AM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam. sic semper tyrannis.)
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What did the whale say?

What a crock.

I talked to a deer in my yard yesterday then.
It said snort, grunt, grunt….

I think it was asking about the does that ran through a couple minutes before.
So I pointed and said dattaway….see, I talked to a deer….where’s my grant money?


53 posted on 12/18/2023 10:11:32 AM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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well, the right people are on the job apparently


54 posted on 12/18/2023 10:21:55 AM PST by MNDude
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Mr Spock communicated with a humpback whale
55 posted on 12/18/2023 10:29:36 AM PST by DFG
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Honestly, what is so amazing about this? I’ve had the same level of communications with bull elk using my elk bugle.


57 posted on 12/18/2023 10:32:14 AM PST by CommerceComet ("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
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While on Acid, Ozzy Osbourne had a conversation with a horse. That was the last time Ozzy took Acid...


58 posted on 12/18/2023 10:33:20 AM PST by Cold_Red_Steel
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Uh… what did the cat say?


61 posted on 12/18/2023 10:40:35 AM PST by pepsi_junkie ("We want no Gestapo or Secret Police. F. B. I. is tending in that direction." - Harry S Truman)
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Did the whales tell them to “knock it off with the offshore wind power”?


62 posted on 12/18/2023 10:44:35 AM PST by VTenigma (Conspiracy theory is the new "spoiler alert")
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20 minutes of “Can I speak to your manager?”


64 posted on 12/18/2023 10:47:24 AM PST by USAF1985 (Joe McCarthy is a hero...he was absolutely, 100% correct! (Let’s go Brandon!))
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That happened to me once, but then I was drunk and she was on the next stool(s).


65 posted on 12/18/2023 10:56:04 AM PST by dblshot
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