[butlerweave]

There are Whales but there are No Aliens you morons

[ClearCase_guy]

I am not a big believer in aliens. Just seems unlikely.

But I do see a lot of stories lately that — for no dang reason — seem to say “This will come in handy when those aliens show up”. It gets me thinking. Are they suddenly going to announce that we have a treaty with an intergalactic power? It feels like The Powers That Be are trying to break this news to us slowly.

[algore]

“There are Whales but there are No Aliens you morons”

there most certainly are aliens, and whenever they show up we give them a 5k visa card and a free phone.