Posted on 03/06/2024 9:49:08 AM PST by algore
Sex with monkeys caused AIDS. So now sex with birds is causing chlamydia?
What these pervs won’t do.
They did a “Larry Flynt” and now there’s an outbreak, didn’t they.
“Infection commonly occurs through breathing in airborne bacteria from bird faeces, feather dust or respiratory secretions”
Yeah, I think I’ll stick with dogs and cats.
Owning a bird is only a half a step above reptiles.....none for me thanks. đź‘Ž
“ladies to the left, gentlemen to the right... and you chicken-effer, get up here with me”.
“Bird chlamydia”?? Oh great. No more lunches at Hooters.
Cloaca-Waka-Waka
What a crappy article
First of all Chlamydia is bacterial, which is why it is mainly spread through very close, usually sexual, contact.
They have said this is a flu-like disease, which means it is viral. Birds are a common vector for virus, perhaps some of which may jump to humans.
So its basically a flu. why are they calling it “chlamydia?”
Yes. I’d rather stick with dogs, cats and maybe a ferret.
Bird brain flu.
A friend of mine had a bird. She used to take him on trips back home. He would perch on the headrest.
And poop everywhere!
Gross.
Furin cleavage site?
I’m pretty sure a man can’t have sex with a parrot….
Easy there, some would take that as a challenge!
It would have to be a guy that’s “not popular” with the ladies…
Perhaps an ostrich, emu or emperor penguin? But I don’t care to see it.
I’m pretty sure a man can’t have sex with a parrot….
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Don’t be so sure.
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him.
The boy’s hair was yellow, green, orange, and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes.
The old man just stared at him.
Finally the boy said, “what’s the matter, old man, haven’t you ever done anything wild in your life?”
The old man thought for a while and answered, “well yes actually, I have,
I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
Possibly, I didn’t think of them.
Maybe a Cassowary.
You might die though…
Lol…
“Why are they calling it Chlamydia?”
Because it’s caused by Chlamydia psittasci?
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