Posted on 10/25/2004 10:03:52 AM PDT by granite
1. God must love stupid people; he made so many.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
11. I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.
12. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
13. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
14.
15. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
16. It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
17. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
18. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
19. MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup crew.
20. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it.
21. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
22. Procrastinate Now! (I do this well)
23. My dog can lick anyone!
24. I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?
25. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
26. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
27. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
29. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
30. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
31. A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up three thousand times the memory on your computer.
32. HAM AND EGGS -- A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime comitment for a pig.
33. The trouble with life is there's no background music
Of course... all this assumes one knows how to make a tagline (which I DONT, BECAUSE I'M A GIANT IDIOT!!!)
#14 is my favourite
"29. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
Rut RO! You are going to be sorry for that one!
LOL
good stuff!
There's your tagline: "I can't even make a tagline because I'm a GIANT IDIOT!!!
Your AMC Gremlin just called. He says someone took his bumper stickers and he wants them back.
I too like #14.
Another good tagline( Anyone who is not confused here, obviously does not know what is going on)
It's right underneath the Reply box....
You said it. We didn't.
When you are posting a response right under the window you post the response in (if you look down) Is a line that says Tagline:(Optional, printed after your name on post): Then there is a blank line to write your tagline in. :-)
LOL
I have this in bumper sticker form actually, from 0cents.com.
My other tagline is a bumper sticker.
My other favorite one I used was: Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.
Will go back to that one or my other favorite:Stopping at third adds no more to the score than striking out.
On my computer I have a ton of taglines, guess I'll have to look for them all over again.
wha?
Thanks!
Does a skinny ballerina wear a One-One?
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