DUmmie FUnnies 12-28-04 PM Edition ("Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 28, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Newtoidaho]

Kerry the horse faced schmuck, thats a keeper.

Hadn't realized that Kerry had chin reduction surgery prior to his campaign; WOW that chin must have been huge, must have been like an anchor or a rudder on a boat, considering that it is still huge enough to cast shade over 3 counties.

[ml1954]

Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT

Pssst...hey DUmmie, here's some important info you need to know....He never even knew you existed. BWAHAHAHAH.

[dc27]

What is so humorous about these rants is how delusional these DUmmies are. The only reason they believe that voter fraud was committed is because Kerry said there was. There wasn't any proof what so ever. They simply believed because they wanted it to be true. They bought it hook,line and sinker.

The DUmmies gave their money to Bev Harris and got nothing for it.

We gave our money to the Swift Boat Vets and won an election.

[TruthWillWin]

Call me a prude, but I don't think this kind of thing reflects well on us FReepers. I know that 99% of us wouldn't do something like this...we know how to keep the dialogue civil and on-topic. Filthy ad hominem attacks like this are really beneath us.

Agree. There is some doubt however in my mind that the email was actually from a Freeper. Could have been made up by the poster or from a fellow DU'er trying to stir the pot.

[sydneycarton]

It is utterly amazing how to some of them, everything is brilliant. When the guy says nothing he is secretly collecting evidence under the radar as any grat lawyer would do (and remember Kerry was a prosecutor), and when he says or does something in public, he is wonderful. Sort of like how the environmentalists can use hot days and cold days as proof of global warming.

Mike

[Charles Henrickson]

John Kerry is the ultimate two faced schmuck.

Before and after Botox?

[groanup]

This is so pitiful. I am so sorry for those people. They have nothing to live for and have strived so hard only to have their hopes and dreams dashed by the hard truth and by people who have no sympathy for them. It is such a shame. We should do something for them. We should, as good conservative donors to worthwhile causes, start a fund for them. The proceeds can pay for their therapy and help them cope with such devastating loss.

Let me be the first to offer my words of sympathy:

Get it kiddies at kiddie city!<\b>

I hope that helps.

[beckysueb]

I wonder if that DUmmie thought about that last statement he/she made about running around spouting off with no proof.

[beckysueb]

By Golly, they did, didn't they?

[MikefromOhio]

If he had any "fight" in him... where is he? Why is he ignoring all of this?


[Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny.]

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I think I just puked in the back of my mouth when I read that one....

[granite]

They are dancing around the OH SC ruling, afraid to report it because they will be "flamed into oblivion".
Anyway, get the suicide hotine ready for a big run tonight.

[Not A Snowbird]

I don't think a FReeper sent that email. Every self-respecting FReeper knows it's "DUmmies", not "DUmmys".

[alnick]

Do any of the DU posters seem to understand that Bush won the election, or are pretty much all of them on the "Bush stole the '04 election" bandwagon?

[hipaatwo]

John Kerry is the ultimate two faced schmuck

[gidget7]

I hope you find out who that is, they are not conservative, that's for sure. That person should be banned permanently. It's something one expects to read at DJ, NOT from someone here!

I'm sorry, on behalf of all of us, that you got that.

[gidget7]

I haven't seen any new "I Believe!" threads over in DUmmieland for about a week.


First one went to 800, and mods locked it. There is a second one. I had a little birdie tell me so.

There are new ones there, just wanted to let you know :)

[doug from upland]

[Maxine Waters---Rumored to have cracked a smile in 1974.]

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Maxine Waters was using crack in 1974.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Pharmamom didn't get that - allegedly a DUmmy got it in their email - probably from a fellow DUer...

[weshess]

This is the best way to do it otherwise the media would distort and destroy it. This is the same method any good lawyer or prosecutor uses.

Actually this is against the rules of Discovery, you need full disclosure, every GOOD lawyer knows this and it is illegal and unethical to hold back evidence. This Dummie watches too much Law TV.

[gidget7]

Thanks :) My mistake, but glad it was over there and not someone here! It doesn't sound like a person from here, so makes a lot more sense.