DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("Many Americans [DUmmies] refuse to concede 'stolen election'")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[KJC1]

Without the unlikely prospect of Republican voters leaning on their Congressional leaders, NOTHING is going to happen. So how do you get Republican voters to lean? Shame them.

Translation: We didn't get our way, so let's badger Bush voters into doing our dirty, crazy work for us. Keep dreamin' DUmmies.

[MikefromOhio]

LOL

another classic....these people will be complaining about this in 2060.....

[imskylark]

"I don't want a single party dominating everything. It's too easy to get into groupthink mode that way."

I agree. We just need to make sure that the other party is sane.

[.cnI redruM]

"kerry was taking one for his frat brother." - Now that's genuinely funny! Good job.

[exnavychick]

That's exactly what I said. :)

[franksolich]

This just developing (10:20 a.m., Nebraska time, Monday); the DUmmies are going ballistic over the CBS report--I imagine that as the day goes on, you should have some excellent material.

[SaveTheChief]

Those liberals in New York and on the East Coast have no idea that they live in a big country in which a majority does not agree with their political ideas. They are too focused on themselves to believe that the Midwest and the South actually exist beyond the movies and books that paint us all as idiots.

It is elitism, plain and simple. They are shocked at the fact that someone, somewhere could have principles quite different from their own.

[Paradox]

What amazes me is their lack of historical knowledge. Us conservatives and Republicans would LOVE election reform. We would whole heartedly support measures to ensure a fair and honest election. Historically, its been the DEMOCRATS who have cheated, because they are the ones with the means, like labor unions, to do so.

Election reform? BRING IT ON!

[Paradox]

I don't want a single party dominating everything. It's too easy to get into groupthink mode that way.

I agree, I say, we dispense with the Democrats, and just have the Republicans vs the Libertarians...

[lonevoice]

LOL!

Now, if we could just get the DUmmies to repeat this mantra:

"Kerry is not President...I think"

it would begin the DUmmie age of enlightenment.

[Dashing Dasher]

I gave $250 to the DNC a week before the election, in addition to what I'd given earlier in the campaign. If I thought asking for its return would do any good, I would.


My I suggest that you donate that $250 to the Bush Inauguration Fund?
Because Bush WON!

[Blue Jays]

Hi All-

My request to be added to the DUmmie FUnnies ping list has brought more hilarious liberal humor and overblown drama into my life than could be imagined! These leftists are absolutely unreal... Thanks PJ-Comix!

~ Blue Jays ~

[thchaser200]

Remember, with Liberals, it is not what can be proved, but the seriousness of the charge

[.cnI redruM]

It won't do him any good. I'm sure lot's of people wish they could have the money back they invested in Global Crossings as well....

[weegee]

"Kerry is not President."

That is such a beautiful phrase.

[DJ MacWoW]

Remember, with Liberals, it is not what can be proved, but the seriousness of the charge

You are correct. In this thread, seabeyond makes this brilliant statement "bush can pay media 240k of tax payer money but by gosh get the people that presented a factually true and proven story, yet not being able to verify one document.........they were historically correct
and fire their a$$"

It's "factual" and a "proven story" but can't be documented. Um. Ok. What's their proof? These people are such nutjobs!

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Nice tag line! Smarts is one thing you will not find in DUmmie land.

[exnavychick]

LOL. That's very true. And thanks. I like yours too. :)

[Annie03]

" *shiver* "

Yup.

[penowa]

"'Barking moonbats'" sparkle with lucidity by comparison."

How can you say that about the poor, poor victimized DUmmies? It really is fun to watch them react to the few sane posters that poke them with the sharp stick of reality (probably undercover Freepers), but I really do have a problem with the ones who just keep stirring their paranoia, particularly the ones who do it to fleece them. I understand why the DUmpster is a magnet for con men since it's where the marks congregate, but it still bothers me and makes me feel sorry for the DUmmies, for being so gullible and due to their mental illness, unable to learn. I'm torn and feel guilty for laughing at them.