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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("Many Americans [DUmmies] refuse to concede 'stolen election'")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2005 4:41:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Mark Steyn wrote a terrific ARTICLE in today’s Washington Times titled “Alternative Universe” about the refusal of the DUmmies to accept the reality of the election results. And to see more proof of the refusal of the DUmmies to face reality, I present here this Dummie THREAD titled, “Many Americans refuse to concede 'stolen election'.” This Dummie Discussion is in Bolshevik Red and is based on a Cleveland Plain Dealer ARTICLE of the same title. So let us lead off this DUFU edition with an excerpt from the Cleveland Plain Dealer story. And if you haven’t figured it out by now, the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

While a two-hour debate raged on the floors of the U.S. House and Senate over the certification of the presidential election, more than 400 activists waited outside to learn which of their leaders would join their cause. Under an overcast sky, the Rev. Jesse Jackson told the activists - still refusing to accept the results of the November election - not to be bitter. As he spoke, many of them wept, because for some, the anger over what they refer to as "the stolen election" is precisely what won't let them let go.

[True. The DUmmies just CAN’T get over their anger as any visitor to DUmmieland can plainly see.]

America is being attacked by the Super-wealthy and by the ignorant who carry their message for them. We here on the East Coast have been crying and will always be there for those disenfranchised. I believe Jesse has a very good message. We will never forget the actions of this administration and it's political clout.

[As I stated, the DUmmies just CAN’T get over it.]

I don't blame these people for being pissed because I know I was. It still makes me sick to think Kerry conceded so fast. I still don't understand why.

[Um….Maybe because he LOST? Of course, this is just wild speculation on my part.]

Kerry was taking one for his frat brother. The loyalty of the super-wealthy to each other goes far beyond any obligation Kerry may have felt to his party.This was a staged election.

[Please don’t forget to send a contribution to the Kerry ’08 Committee.]

I expect Kerry conceeded because he believed there was no way to pull off a win, and felt that any extended battle would do more damage than it could help. We may or may not feel the same, but I can see the point.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]

I will go to my grave knowing and telling anybody who will listen that this election was stolen and the man and the leadership who promised to have "our backs" if we watched his quit on us. Long Live the Boxer Rebellion We can not and should not go quietly into that "Great Good Night." From the classic (rent it!) movie Little Big Man, "It was time to go down and look the devil in his eyes and tell him what he is."

[From the classic (rent it!) play King Lear:

Bids the wind blow the earth into the sea,

Or swell the curled waters above the main,

That things might change or cease; tears his white hair,

Which the impetuous blasts, with eyeless rage,

Catch in their fury and make nothing of;”]

I just sent Kerry an email demanding my $35.00 back. I think everyone should. What else does the flip-flopping wimp need the $15 million for?

[Snow board maintenance.]

These crooks have "won" because your leader did not raise more than his pinky to fight against it. If THAT election was not worth fighting, I fail to see what would qualify. These crooks won easy because only a handful of good people put up a fight. With no media, minimal political support, and not a freaking single big-shot to move his/her ass. So, yeah, some frustration at these leaders seems perfectly warranted.

[I love the smell of boiling bile in the morning.]

I gave $250 to the DNC a week before the election, in addition to what I'd given earlier in the campaign. If I thought asking for its return would do any good, I would.

[If they do return it, then don’t forget to turn it back over to Bev Harris.]

I believe the only way to get real reform is to expose over and over and over the fraud that took place in this election, to the extent that the Republican electorate actually gets it and demand of their thug leaders that they reform the voting process nationwide. Without the unlikely prospect of Republican voters leaning on their Congressional leaders, NOTHING is going to happen. So how do you get Republican voters to lean? Shame them. Expose and expose and expose, probably by taking it massively to the streets, as happened during the Vietnam war.

[You’re going to look awful silly protesting in the streets without a scintilla of proof of “vote fraud.” The interesting thing is that we have been following the DUmmies here for months and yet despite all their crybabying about “vote fraud” they have presented exactly ZERO evidence that it actually occurred. Oh, I’m sorry. They did present this “proof” in support of their treatise: The Republicans committed “vote fraud” because, well, they just MUST have done it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: civilwar2; civilwarii; clintonlegacy; du; dummiefunnies; dummies; electionviolence; flatearthers; innauguration2005; johnkerry; marksteyn; riot; riotinthestreets
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I was thinking of getting a radio talk show host to write the forward of the DUmmie FUnnies book but Mark Steyn would be terrific as well. And speaking of the DUmmie FUnnies book, all you literary agents and book publishers can overwhelm me with lucrative offers by contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

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1 posted on 01/10/2005 4:41:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/10/2005 4:42:43 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Belief in visualization seems to have not worked retroactively...all their visualization couldn't create the evidence they wanted...so much for new age hexing of elections after the fact...


3 posted on 01/10/2005 4:46:09 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: PJ-Comix
I sincerely hope the DUmmies continue looking for the vote fraud chimera and completely overlook doing anything that might bring them electoral success.
4 posted on 01/10/2005 4:47:08 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: 24Karet

Welcome aboard PINGEE #548.


5 posted on 01/10/2005 4:48:02 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

First!


6 posted on 01/10/2005 4:49:20 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
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To: PJ-Comix
For all of this fraud talk, they never mention what's happening in the state of Washington.

Guess it's only fraud if they don't get their way.


7 posted on 01/10/2005 4:51:22 AM PST by rdb3 (Real men don't whine. It's 2005 and everyone's gonna feel it this year.)
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To: thchaser200

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #549.


8 posted on 01/10/2005 4:52:14 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

These guys are just pathetic. For awhile, I felt sorry for them, but now they are making me a tiny bit angry. They are reveling in their delusions, and it's pretty juvenile. I guess they see themselves as rebels born in the wrong decade. They want to protest anything, even if it doesn't exist!

Like the lady in the picture I've seen lately, bawling her eyes out over the failed challenge...geesh. Get a grip, ma'am!!


9 posted on 01/10/2005 4:52:30 AM PST by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart.)
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To: PJ-Comix
These people are nuts. I hope the secret service is monitoring them now through the inauguration. I truly fear for our leaders. Prayers for their safety.

Reading this series is like reading a politcal parody site, except then you step back and think "These people are real..."

*shiver*

10 posted on 01/10/2005 4:52:42 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: rdb3

Fraud is what happens when they don't win. If they don't win, it must be stolen...


11 posted on 01/10/2005 4:52:55 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm still trying to figure out how they access a computer from the re-education camps they're were supposed to be in.


12 posted on 01/10/2005 4:53:16 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Molon-frickin'-Labe!)
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13 posted on 01/10/2005 5:02:36 AM PST by maggief
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To: SirLurkedalot

I swear if they don't stop whining that is going to look like more of an option to the adults. It does to me. This is having the effect of fingernail scratching on an an a chalkboard 24/7.


14 posted on 01/10/2005 5:02:57 AM PST by MKM1960
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To: PJ-Comix
While a two-hour debate raged on the floors of the U.S. House and Senate

I don't think 'raged' is the proper description here. Whimpered is more fitting.

15 posted on 01/10/2005 5:05:37 AM PST by SCALEMAN (Super Cards Fan)
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To: PJ-Comix

I was wondering why you didn't insert any Max Cady laughs, but then surmised that you use it sparingly.


16 posted on 01/10/2005 5:05:40 AM PST by Solamente
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To: MKM1960

I'm getting a twitch too.


17 posted on 01/10/2005 5:06:27 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Molon-frickin'-Labe!)
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To: maggiefluffs

18 posted on 01/10/2005 5:17:39 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: PJ-Comix
I can't believe how easily duped the DUmmies are. There is no evidence Bush stole the election. Yes there were some problems but the problems were caught and remedied. They base their belief on exit polls and wild conspiracy theories.

The old truism that democrats/liberals are guilty of whatever they are accusing republicans/conservatives of is personified in these accusations of election theft. But they have reached a point where they don't simply accuse republicans to divert attention away from their own malfeasance, they actually believe their own lies.

On one level it's very funny.

But on another level I'm afraid they could be dangerous. People this worked up over a perceived injustice might do something radical. Even the leadership of their own party wants nothing to do with these nut jobs. The few votes they got on Jan 6 were from the dumbest people in Congress who are elected by an even dumber constituency and are therefore immune to backlash.

I'm hoping the republicans use this opportunity to enact real election reform. Part of the reason for lack of support among the vast majority of dems in DC is probably because election reform is exactly what they don't want.

In the meantime it's fun to mock them. It's even more fun to become an undercover DUmmy and egg them on.

19 posted on 01/10/2005 5:20:03 AM PST by NEPA
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To: PJ-Comix

Great stuff, PJ. BTTT!


20 posted on 01/10/2005 5:20:14 AM PST by TenthAmendmentChampion (Click on my name to see what readers have said about my Christian novels!)
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