DUmmie FUnnies 02-25-05 ("BREAKING: Kerry/Edwards File More Ohio Election Motions!!!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 25, 2005 | Pied Piper Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I've just created my own alternate reality where Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency calls me to inform me that he just arranged a multi-million dollar book contract for my DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert). So why is my phone NOT ringing? Perhaps Jeff Kleinman prefers to e-mail me instead. Okay, Jeff, if that is the case then here is my e-mail addy: PJ-Comix

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[imskylark]

Hey first!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[MadIvan]

Oh for God's sake. The President was duly elected and is now well into his 2nd term. These fools had better get used to drinking from the bitter cup of disappointment.

Regards, Ivan

[cripplecreek]

And the rats follow the pie eyed piper into the sea to drown.

[imskylark]

I can't believe they are falling for this again. They never learn.

[NELSON111]

I love it when they prlong their agony. This will just increase their reliance on meds when this latest house of cards falls in on them

[EllaMinnow]

Schadenfreunde so delicious that one absolutely must have a cigarette after reading it.

[PetroniDE]

Tell the Dems to "Get-A-Job". Here is a McDonalds application already filled out for them (courtesy of Fintan - let's give credit where credit is due).

[PJ-Comix]

This is all part of Pied Piper Pitt's recyled "legal motion filed" shtick. He has done it several times before. Since the DUmmies have very short attention spans he recycles it about once every six weeks or so. Hey, Pied Piper Pitt! Don't forget to recycle this VERY SAME comedy act again in May. We NEED the laughs!

[Caipirabob]

How can you possibly remain afloat in that sea of insanity?!? You must have a steel will...

[kingattax]

with all these dimtards around, it answers the question why there are so many infomercials.

[techcor]

They are going to drag out their agony for four years. Every once in awhile with a "psychic says the repukes are doomed". When they had a post of how the Lebanon protesters were dupes and the BFEE had done the assasination, it just showed how hopeless they are going to be for four years.

[PetroniDE]

WHAT -- No References about sending money? Money must be the dems problem. They have been soaked dry by the "recounts" during November-December 2004.

As the preacher at the First Coin Operated Church of Pasadena, TX once said, "If money is your problem, send me your problem".

[roses of sharon]

The libs are fundraising again!! And there are plenty of government checks to collect from the DU.

[Fenris6]

Next to West Wing, the DUmmy 2004 Election Results section is my favorite Alternate Reality.

They are about to uncover the truth: Karl Rove is really an alien from Area 51.

[An Old Marine]

I'm filing a suit tomorrow to start the recount on the 1912 Wilson-Taft-Roosevelt election. I can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Democrat operative thugs stuffed ballot boxes in 7 states. Teddy Roosevelt won the election fiar and square!

We must right this wrong! JUSTICE! EVERY VOTE MUST COUNT!!!

[Lazamataz]

William Rivers Pitt has pulled out his magic flute and is fooling the DUmmies once again with his election fraud tune.

I'm starting to seriously wonder if Pitt isn't secretly on our side.

[Jackson57]

I never cease to be amazed at how gullible the DUmmies are. Is Will Pitt taking up a collection to continue this "fight"?

At risk of being crass, Andy_Stephenson is collecting money for a health problem, since he's (in his words) "gainfully unemployed". I'm sorry and don't mean to be cruel, but this also smells like a scam.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3165720

[mondonico]

Very funny. Question for you, in your capacity as a DUmmie-ologist: Have they anywhere addressed the REAL investigation of REAL fraud in Milwaukee and the rest of Wisconsin (which included slashing the tires of GOP GOTV vans on the morning of election day, and thousands of "voters" registered as living on billboards, in vacant lots, etc.)? Kerry "won" that state by only a few thousand votes....