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Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa, and now Teresa Heinz-Ketchup
www.hotchicken.com ^ | 3-9-05 | www.hotchicken.com

Posted on 03/09/2005 7:17:49 AM PST by thebiggestdog

Americans love mystery and conspiracy theories. Crank up your favorite search engine and you can find wild theories about 9/11, famous celebrities or the founding fathers. I am not a shrink, so I can't tell you why we love them so much, but they are a part of Americana.

One recent conspiracy theory centers around voting machines and the 2004 election. We don't have presidential elections every six months, so I am sure there were some glitches in the systems used on November 2nd, but as far as I have read, these did not have any effect whatsoever on the election. Bush won fair and square, but don't try to tell that to some liberals. They still believe that somehow, someway, Bush rat-finked his way back into office. After all the votes were counted in 2000, overseen by a panel of journalists, and other do-gooders, Bush won the state by about 500 votes. Michael Moore and his ilk have done well to smear the facts, even though many liberal newpapers did indeed declare Bush the winner after an exhaustive recount of every ballot!

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TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: bush; election; heinz; kerry; losers; politics; signthe180; teresa; whiners
Teresa Heinz-Ketchup just can't let go of the fantasy that her man won. Now she is declaring that somehow the manufacturers of the voting machines rigged the election!
1 posted on 03/09/2005 7:17:54 AM PST by thebiggestdog
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To: thebiggestdog
According to the queen of smashed and salted tomatoes, it is, "very easy to hack into the (electronic voting) mother machines." adding fuel to the fire that somehow the machines were rigged for Bush. Maybe Teresa got mixed up with the 'mother ship' since she is clearly serving donuts on another planet.


2 posted on 03/09/2005 7:25:42 AM PST by ravingnutter
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Terayza.....it is, "very easy to hack into the (electronic voting) mother machines." adding fuel to the fire that somehow the machines were rigged for Bush......

Terayza's nutsy.......oops, redundant. We already knew that.

In fact, many people think the reason why-----for example in Fla where they were first used---that Jeb won by amazing numbers was b/c the Dims couldn't figure out how to "fix" the electronic voting machines.

3 posted on 03/09/2005 7:32:01 AM PST by Liz ("There is no safety for honest men except by believing all possible evil of evil men." Edmund Burke)
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