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THEY'RE ONLY THERE WHEN THEY'RE ONLY THERE WHEN THEY MAKE BUSH LOOK BAD
NewsJerks.com ^ | 03/14/2005 | Mike Barwick

Posted on 03/14/2005 3:54:54 PM PST by govguy

Oh no! The weapons of mass destruction that Saddam Hussein never had have gone missing!

The left-wing propaganda rag "New York Times" reported on Sunday that Iraq's WMDs that don't exist have been stolen right out from under the nose of that ridiculously stupid evil genius, George W. Bush. It's true, they tell ya!

In doing so, "New York Times" appears to have inadvertently admitted that it was wrong and Bush was right on the subject of Hussein's ability to produce and deploy chemical, biological and nookyuler weapons that Saddam could've then badgered and bullied his neighbors with had he not been asskicked and ear-inspected by ballsy Coalition and American forces.

The liberal kennel carpeting sited Sami "Dr. Love" al-Araji (no, not the guy who used to be in Van Halen) as saying Iraq's imaginary WMDs were systematically looted not long after Saddam ran off to his hidey-hole and carted off to a foreign country like, oh, say Syria, where they were sold or possibly buried in . . . oh, I don't know, Lebanon's Bekaa Valley?

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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: bush; iraqwmds

1 posted on 03/14/2005 3:54:58 PM PST by govguy
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To: govguy

That title gave me a headache.


2 posted on 03/14/2005 3:56:10 PM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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To: govguy

Some people were born into greatness, others got themselves a blog to write incoherent titles and articles.


3 posted on 03/14/2005 3:58:51 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (You have a //cuckoo// God given right //Yeeeahrgh!!// to be an //Hello?// atheist)
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To: cripplecreek

Me too!


4 posted on 03/14/2005 4:02:24 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (What you can do, or think you can, begin it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
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To: govguy

But we here all know, he planned this all along. Brilliant!


5 posted on 03/14/2005 4:12:08 PM PST by pipecorp ('E must be the king. Why? 'E ain't got sh@t all over 'im.)
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