DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-05 ("Kerry still working on stolen election")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Last night I mentioned to my Latina friends that if I could ever get "Los Chistes" (as they refer to the DUmmie FUnnies) published, I would use some of the money generated by the book to buy a 60' catamaran sailboat and sail to Puerto Rico. Right away they all started screaming that they wanted to go on that trip. I tried to explain to them that was only IF the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) gets published but they didn't seem to hear me. To them it was a done deal. On top of that they even made me promise to take them down the whole Carribean island chain. Therefore I need for Mary Matalin to contact me at PJ-Comix so I can write a followup book called, "I Sailed The Carribean With an All-Girl Crew."

No more DUFU editions until AM Monday but I think this current edition can hold you until then.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[Melpomene]

1ST???

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[kingattax]

[Melpomene]

I've been waiting all day for my DUmmie FUnnie fix; you musta had a great time at your wild Latina party last night!

[samiam1972]

Top 10!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

What's your blog address? I want to put a link to you on my new blog. Thanks.

[Purrcival]

Woo-hoo! Top 10!

[doug from upland]

If we can just keep the DUmmies and Kerry occupied with this, America is safe.

[eastforker]

I think it's time to get Jack Bauer involved, speaking of jack I hear he is gonna deal with the chinese in the finale.

[Dashing Dasher]

Top eleven?

[Purrcival]

Same here. My first comment at my first DFA meeting on Dec. 1st? "John Kerry wouldn't abandon us; John Kerry wouldn't do that." Nobody believed me, but I still knew. We have that bond you see, he and I. I knew he wasn't done yet. Is this one of the same DUmmies who was ready to chew John Fraud Kerry up and spit him out the day he conceded?

[Sonny M]

I'm really starting to feel sorry for them.

This is really sad, its like walking through an asylum.

The kerry's campaign crew was wrong for exploiting this kid for money, knowing the mental state of the person making the donation.

This is no different then outright fraud.

To get a donation out of some poor kid, they lied, and this kid needs money for therapy, not politics.

Its really sad how they have mentally deteriorated and become so detached from reality and gullible to any kind of false suggestions.

These are the kinds of people con men beg for and rip off, and thats what Kerry did, lying to the unhinged just to make a few bucks, its like stealing.

[cardinal4]

When has he ever done nothing?

Uh, let's see...the Senate, maybe?

[PJ-Comix]

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/

And let me know what and where your new Blog is.

[Charles Henrickson]

MOON BATTY
Tune: "Moon River"

Moon-batty,
Wilder than an ant,
I'm laughing at this rant
I read.
Oh, you DUmmie,
You're too FUnny;
Can't tell if you're jokin'
Or smokin'
Some weed.

Tin-hatty,
Off in la-la land,
Conspiracies so grand
You weave.
You're angry, you seem quite annoyed,
Sitting unemployed--
You're rather paranoid--
Moon-batty,
BELIEEEVE!

[Purrcival]

It is encouraging but perhaps self-defeating to leak to someone who posts on a blog that is read by many who post it other places who post it other...IF you are trying to keep it quiet... You mean, like the DUmmie FUnnies? :-D

[FourtySeven]

Holy crap! This is sad. FUNNY, but very very sad. Not one person on that thread even thought to question this, even though CLEARLY it's just some telemarketer telling what the the telemarketee wanted to hear!

I think if there was ever a thread on DU that shows how clearly despirate, unreasonable, illogical, paranoid, and outright irrational DUmmies are in particular, and Democrats in general, this is it!

[PJ-Comix]

I've been waiting all day for my DUmmie FUnnie fix; you musta had a great time at your wild Latina party last night!

I drank close to a liter of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum. Good stuff. No hangover in the morning.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

http://lonestarconservative.blogspot.com