[PJ-Comix]

Last night I mentioned to my Latina friends that if I could ever get "Los Chistes" (as they refer to the DUmmie FUnnies) published, I would use some of the money generated by the book to buy a 60' catamaran sailboat and sail to Puerto Rico. Right away they all started screaming that they wanted to go on that trip. I tried to explain to them that was only IF the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) gets published but they didn't seem to hear me. To them it was a done deal. On top of that they even made me promise to take them down the whole Carribean island chain. Therefore I need for Mary Matalin to contact me at PJ-Comix so I can write a followup book called, "I Sailed The Carribean With an All-Girl Crew."

No more DUFU editions until AM Monday but I think this current edition can hold you until then.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[Purrcival]

I would not be inclined to believe that he's doing nothing. When has he ever done nothing? Ummmmm....when he was skiing, snowboarding, or wind-surfing to impress everyone with how "athletic" he is, instead of campaigning?

[Shadrak]

"...ridiculed to the point of people not believing any of what they said."

I think he did a good enough job of that during the last campaign. I chuckle to myself every time I see a pair of flip-flops!

[Purrcival]

I like to think they are all so busy in GOP land with damage control with Delay,Frist,Bolton, you name it, plus the global domination plans they have in mind, (I mean... they are busy!), that the Nov. theft nastiness trail might have slipped through their fingers. Never fear, Karl Rove has things firmly under control!. BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Deetes]

that even if the hacking of the machines was done in a way that couldn't be detected, that they can detect it but it takes longer...

I BEEEEEELEEEEEVEEE !!! I DO !!!

sKerry will be not president .

[Shadrak]

Has anyone sent this to John Kerry yet? How FUnny it would be if, after reading this, he gave a press conference telling these Moon bats to get over it :-)

[luvie]

GGGGAAAAAAAA! No more till Monday! That means I have to get a life till then? Well, then.......I'll wait!

[MikefromOhio]

He said they knew that if they tried to address the stolen election before they had "all their ducks in a row" (my words, not his)

So if they are your words and not his, why put them in quotes you dip$h!t DUmmy?

[loboinok]

that even if the hacking of the machines was done in a way that couldn't be detected, that they can detect it but it takes longer...

Who's the bigger DUmmie, the one who supposedly said this or the one repeating it?

[rockthecasbah]

If you get "Los Chistes" (as they refer to the DUmmie FUnnies) published, you should instead use some of the money generated by the book to buy a 60' black helicopter so you can fly to the Rethuglican global domination planning conferences in style.

Thanks for the ping. I think I herniated myself laughing so hard. Look forward to the book.

[sydneycarton]

I would not be inclined to believe that he's doing nothing. When has he ever done nothing? He's a damn crafty prosecuting attorney, and I have no doubt he's working in the same methodical "under the radar" way he always has. I'm not bothered a bit by his quiescence on the matter. I have learned from experience, and from observing Kerry's investigative methods over the years, that he takes his time and does things "just so" in order to get the desired result. He's doing everything right. Investigations do take time, but we will hear something in good time. I'm sure of it.

How many times have I read this post in one form or another. It's all in there. The brilliant prosecutor getting all the evidence for an airtight case. Working behind the scenes or below the radar. It takes time. Things are starting to roll. The MSM can't ignore it now. Bushco is freaking out. Blah blah blah. God are they stupid.

[beckysueb]

He would never make allegations before the investigation was completed.

Not like some DUmmies we know.

[beckysueb]

Yippee! But let's dummy up a little!!

Good choice of words there, Sport. But you misspelled it. It's DUmmie.

[gardencatz]

he is very aware of it and one of the reasons he's not speaking out is because they are still in the process of gathering all the information and proof they can before publicly addressing it

OK, so let me see if I understand...somebody posted on DU that somebody else posted in the comment section of a blog that they talked to somebody else who told them (while dialing for $) that Kerry was still working on "gathering" proof the election was stolen. So we also have to believe this person on the other end of the phone, whose job is soliciting donations, is also high enough in the Kerry organization that he/she would be privy to information about a "secret" investigation. And that this Kerry funds solicitor, calling for a completely different reason, would decide that in spite of the need for total secrecy they can trust this ONE anonymous person with this information. Not only that, but this Kerry worker would know about and share specific information about paperless voting machines and vote tabulators with A COMPLETE STRANGER! And that a junior senator from Mass. would have the resources, power and influence to bully other states and conduct a private investigation into a federal crime, especially in light of the fact that ALL evidence of fraud so far points to the dem. side. Well if there's THAT much proof it must be true.

OTOH, these are the same people that thought a gay reporter with a nom de plume who wrote articles slanted in favor of the Bush administration had somehow committed a crime on the level of Watergate. Maybe it was more like the moonbat being solicited for funds went off on a tangent about the "stolen election" and the Kerry worker trying to appease the moonbat mumbled something about Kerry being aware of "problems" with the last election, his deep concern about election fraud and making sure all elections had a paper trail. Then our little moonbat, hearing what he/she wanted to hear promptly posted this supposedly priveleged and secret information on the internet. This led, naturally, to wild fantasies and utterly absurd speculation on DU. The 2004 election is a gift that just keeps on giving.

Cindie

[KJC1]

I have learned from experience, and from observing Kerry's investigative methods over the years, that he takes his time and does things "just so" in order to get the desired result.

Kind of like him saying President Bush "outsourced to Afghan warlords in Tora Bora" only to have General Tommy Franks give Kerry a huge smackdown. Oh, if I only had a penny for each of Kerry's wild goose chases...

Keep dreaming, DUmmies.

[alnick]

Yippee! But let's dummy up a little!!

Priceless.

[beandog]

Please add me to the DFU ping list. Sometimes I get worried that there are actually people like this on the planet but mostly they just make me laugh, like tonight.

[Mr. Silverback]

Los Chistes

The Jokes?

[Felicity Fahrquar]

PJ,

Maybe you need an off-the-wall cartoonist as an illustrator of your proposed book. This issue of the Funnies gives me a mental image of several human minds connected together by an elaborate Rube Goldberg device which substitutes for logical human talk. Just an idea to think about.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "Double Crossing at the Rio Grande II."

[Nataku X]

What? Were the last 4 months all a dream and I'm actually in December 2004? Wait, that means I'll go to Las Vegas for Christmas again! w00t!

[Roscoe Karns]

I didn't ask [for] any details of what's being done...

DUmmie Chorus: "And we don't need them!"

Same here. My first comment at my first DFA meeting on Dec. 1st? "John Kerry wouldn't abandon us; John Kerry wouldn't do that." Nobody believed me, but I still knew. We have that bond you see, he and I.

Much like the one he had with Jodie Foster a few years back. But that's another story

OMG. I just had a fantasy flash...[that hasn't letup since it started during the Carter Administration] what if they found hard, irrefuable evidence, [say some inane info posted on the internet by "Jen"?] and Kerry, MM, Susan Sanrandon, etc. etc. etc. [Carrot Top! Don't forget Carrot Top!] called this giant press conference, all of them at the same time in different parts of the country, or maybe they all come together in DC, and spill the beans? [Or maybe not]

I can FEEL it! I can, I can!

What you're feeling is a tranquilizer dart.

I do remember reading how Kerry and Edwards would pop up to sign things if needed

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