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DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-05 ("What meds do you take?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/13/2005 7:35:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: franksolich
they want to be angry and hateful rather than mellow

That would be prior to multiple bong hits, at which time they mellow out and start a 'I just took 17 bong hits.. ask me anything' thread.

81 posted on 06/13/2005 9:00:00 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Specifically heroin, right?"

It is for any meth-based drug.


82 posted on 06/13/2005 9:00:33 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix; SCALEMAN
SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"

Self-recanted ev'ning,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.

Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.

Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.

Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!

Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!

83 posted on 06/13/2005 9:03:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
How pathetic that these loonys need all those chemicals in them to deal with life. Now wonder they have such a poor grip on the world.

And this is the same bunch talking about revolution?!?! All we'd have to do is stop delivering their meds and they'd fold up like the palor pink panies that they are.

84 posted on 06/13/2005 9:03:42 AM PDT by An Old Marine
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To: kenth
a sort of psychoactive pharmaceutical olympics,

LOL! Every few days? Let me guess -- they were all enthusiastically for the prescription drug benefit?

85 posted on 06/13/2005 9:03:50 AM PDT by maryz
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To: All

This DUFU thread should be printed out and placed into a course program in a Pharmacology college to demonstrate the dangers of drug over medication.


86 posted on 06/13/2005 9:04:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Specifically heroin, right?"

Sorry PJ. Forgot to add that it is specifically for heroin as well as meth based drugs.


87 posted on 06/13/2005 9:06:25 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix

Drugstore DUmmie DUmb$h!ts......


88 posted on 06/13/2005 9:07:07 AM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love the Ambien commercial... they rave about this sleeping pill, then that somber voiceover at the end intoning "side effects may include...." and the list includes "drowsiness." Can you imagine? Yes, I would like to take a sleeping pill, but I don't want the side effect of drowsiness. I want a sleeping pill that doubles as an upper.....????


89 posted on 06/13/2005 9:08:03 AM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: netmilsmom

It's real, carisoprodol. It's used as a muscle relaxant, though some people try to abuse it. Then again, some people abuse carpet cleaner...


90 posted on 06/13/2005 9:08:45 AM PDT by kenth
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To: imskylark
Why would someone need to take 3 or 4 different antidepressants?
91 posted on 06/13/2005 9:11:36 AM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: mikrofon
DU = Club Meds

Perfect.

92 posted on 06/13/2005 9:12:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A good pun is its own reword.)
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To: imskylark
Methadone is for junkies. It is used to get people off narcotics

Although the primary use for methadone is to move people away from heroin addiction, it is also perscribed for intense pain, but generally for terminal or hospice patients in leiu of morphine.

93 posted on 06/13/2005 9:13:06 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: PJ-Comix
Did you see Charles' "Self-Recanted Evening" song parody of "Some Enchanted Evening?"

Yessir I did indeed. I got home from a golf tournement about 9:00 pm last night, checked in and saw that. Very good Charles.

94 posted on 06/13/2005 9:15:31 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: All

I would love to see a list of prominent DUmmies along with the many meds each takes. For example, what meds are DUmmies Pied Piper Pitt, Skinner, mopaul, and Faye on?


95 posted on 06/13/2005 9:19:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: SCALEMAN
it is also perscribed for intense pain, but generally for terminal or hospice patients in leiu of morphine.

In that case, I imagine Undie is on Methadone!

96 posted on 06/13/2005 9:21:17 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: rockrr

"And those are just the ones that they'll admit to!"

Right you are! Not many are admitting to taking Viagra I see. Wow, these people are the drug corporations best friends! How ironic...


97 posted on 06/13/2005 9:21:22 AM PDT by LibSnubber (liberal democrats are domestic terrorists)
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To: PJ-Comix
For example, what meds are DUmmies Pied Piper Pitt, Skinner, mopaul, and Faye on?

They are all on LSD!

98 posted on 06/13/2005 9:23:07 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I don't think there's a combination strong enough to help mopaul.


99 posted on 06/13/2005 9:27:55 AM PDT by kenth
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To: Calusa
That's a skerry thought: 10s of Ks of DU-like zombies jonesing for meds roaming the swales of I-95.

NIGHT OF THE DU ZOMBIES
. . . . . . . THEY CAME FROM THE BASEMENT . . .

100 posted on 06/13/2005 9:30:12 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Attack of the Moonbats.)
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