Posted on 07/14/2005 1:36:48 AM PDT by WrightOnTarget
Bill Clinton will need to team up with George H.W. Bush again to raise money so we can recover from this tsunami of b.s.
Bill Clinton spoke to a campus group recently. The speech began with a discussion of the war in Iraq, and ended with a panty raid at Sigma Gamma Rho sorority.
Somewhere in the middle of the speech, Bill said Republicans have defined the abortion issue in a way that boxes in Democrats. Bubba also defended Hillary, who raised speculation recently that Queen Carpetbagger was moving to the right for calling abortion a "sad, even tragic choice." Here's Dudley Do-Wrong, the world famous intern mountie, and his take in how the Dems are "boxed in" on the debate:
"So for example, if you're a Democrat and you have sort of normal impulses, you're a sellout, like when Hillary said abortion is a tragedy for virtually everybody who undergoes it, we ought to do all we can to reduce abortion," Clinton said.No, McCain's a sellout too. You and your party lionize McCain as a "man of principle moving to the middle," Mr. Clinton. The person with whom you share a house in **Chappaqua five days a year is a sellout too, because we all know that the "real" Hillary never met a fetus that didn't deserve to end up in a canister vacuum."All of a sudden," he continued, "the media began asking, 'Is she selling out? Is she abandoning her principles?' But if John McCain, who's pro-life, works with Hillary on global warming, he's a man of principle moving to the middle."
(**"Chappaqua": Algonquin name meaning "land where heap big adulterer sleep on couch")
At the time to which Bill refers, Hillary called abortion a "sad, even tragic choice," she also said that her husband's administration had done a great deal to reduce the number of abortions in the United States.
That must have been back when Bill had to cut down on dating for a while.
Besides, did Hillary really move to the right at all? Bill Clinton's entire premise is bogus. Sure, maybe McCain did jog to the left on some issues, but Hillary is still for abortion. She only called it tragic. In other words, the abortion still happens-- the only difference is that Hillary is yelling "sorry!" to the fetus as it's killed. Yeah, she's becoming a real conservative.
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