Only 30, but my father swiped me a coffee spoon when I was 5.
(I liked my coffee, even then.)
And for my anniversary the missus grabbed a full set, fork knife and spoon on E-bay.
So technically I have two spoons.
But one I do not use and keep safe.
Very safe.
We just had a commercial for the monsoons..."It's monsoon season here, and we're looking for that special combination of ~~ high water and low intelligence!"