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Breasts Not Bombs
The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles ^
| Sept 5, 2005
| Peace Moonbeam
Posted on 09/28/2005 6:59:28 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
September 5, 2005
Berkley, California
Hello all. As Peace Mother Sheehan (PMS) has broken camp and hit the road on her bus tour, it was time for me to come home. I wanted to go along, but unfortunately the last bus available was needed for PMS’s makeup staff, publicist, agent, film crew, acting coach, and spiritual guide.
Anyway, being back home isn’t so bad as there are many things I can do here to end this war, promote gay marriage, save our environment, promote reproductive rights, ban guns, eliminate illiteracy, stop nuclear proliferation, save the whales, outlaw SUVs, dismantle the army, and generally eliminate all conservatives, Christians and Republicans.
The first thing I did was participate in the “Breasts Not Bombs” peace rally downtown. Approximately 30 of us came together to powerfully move against the war by displaying our breasts. We marched for 4 blocks and tied up traffic while singing songs of peace – it was awesome and drew widespread attention, especially from the vocally supportive gentlemen outside the Salvation Army dining hall.
I have to say, however, that I was a little offended when onlookers took up a collection to persuade me to put my top back on. While this was personally hurtful, I will be able to put the $4,862.00 and the 1998 Toyota Tercel to good use. The Super Bowl tickets I gave to my brother.
That’s all for now. Peace.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: activism; berkeley; bombs; breasts; california; hippies; moonbat; peacemoonbeam; peaceprotest
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Do yourself a favor and don't look at the photo that is with the letter. Ugh.
To: Digital Disaster
LOL! "A Liberal Dose of Conservative Humor"
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:01:19 AM PDT
by
knittnmom
(...surrounded by reality)
To: Digital Disaster
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:01:52 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: Digital Disaster
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:02:28 AM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
("I don't care what you do, just DON'T throw me into the Breyer patch!" ~John "Brer" Roberts)
To: Digital Disaster
Do yourself a favor and don't look at the photo that is with the letter. Ugh. Jeez, I wish I hadn't. (barf)
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:03:44 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
(Nothing produces the quite same reaction as the sighting of a large, flying cockroach.)
To: Digital Disaster
Looking at that photo, they should change their name to "Our Breasts Are Bombs"
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:03:59 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
To: Digital Disaster
what a bunch of old kooks.
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:04:37 AM PDT
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: Junior
Check the link out. Go ahead. I double dog dare you.
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:05:24 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: Digital Disaster
Bra busters not bunker busters.
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:05:57 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Digital Disaster
Approximately 30 of us came together to powerfully move against the war by displaying our breasts. Now I'm not stoopid, but what in THE hell do these people think they are accomplishing?
This is the silliest thing I've seen (or rather, heard of).
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:06:28 AM PDT
by
grobdriver
(Let the embeds check the bodies!)
To: Digital Disaster
To: Digital Disaster
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:07:13 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." --Hillary Clinton)
To: Digital Disaster
Egad. Apparently this gravity thing is much worse on Berkeley.
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:07:16 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time will pick himself up and carry on)
To: Digital Disaster
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:08:46 AM PDT
by
just me
To: Digital Disaster
The flower of their womanhood has turned into hanging baskets and dried arrangements.
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:09:05 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: grobdriver
Hmmm... maybe I am stoopid after all for falling for this... ;)
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:09:07 AM PDT
by
grobdriver
(Let the embeds check the bodies!)
To: Digital Disaster
Please do not post any pictures!
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:09:34 AM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: cjshapi
I THINK I AM GOING TO VOMIT
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:10:44 AM PDT
by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(If it wasn't for marriage, I would not have this screenname.)
To: Digital Disaster
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:10:57 AM PDT
by
drpix
To: Digital Disaster
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posted on
09/28/2005 7:13:29 AM PDT
by
SolidRedState
(E Pluribus Funk --- (Latin taglines are sooooo cool! Don't ya think?))
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