DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-05 ("Famous People you use to love and respect but now YOU HATE")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[ncountylee]

Dean Koontz is a neighbor (Newport Beach, CA) and quite a family man. He purchased a smaller house behind his bay front digs and completely redid the place for children lowering windows, ceilings etc. and had custom furniture made for the whole house.

He invites the neighborhood to at least one party a year and opens the 'Doll House' then too.

He's very nice but I can't stand his books.

[alarm rider]

"I hoped everybody enjoyed their turkey. The strange thing is that I'm STILL hungry for more turkey."

PJ, there are people working right now to cure this condition. It has been found that in some people, the "We Want Something" else gene is missing. Right now, the only known cure is chili and beer. Good luck!

In before 50!!! WOOHOO...

[Charles Henrickson]

"Everybody Loves Raymond"

Raymond Bradbury? Not when they call him a "bat-shit crazy old man."

[PJ-Comix]

Luis Gonzalez is a class act. When he played for the Cubs - I had a chat with him and he gave me a game ball, which I promptly gave to the little boy sitting next to me. I told him I lost the ball and asked for another.

Luis Gonzalez is also a well known Freeper.

[SCALEMAN]

Top something I guess.

[kevkrom]

The strange thing is that I'm STILL hungry for more turkey.

Check to see if Karl Rove has bought stock in any turkey farms. He could be using the mind-control ray during this slack political time to boost his own wallet.

[PJ-Comix]

Replace "Goldstein" with "Bush" and you have the DUmmies in a nutshell.

Actually Orwell mean Goldstein to represent Trotsky. BTW, 1984 is basically a satire on the Bolsheviks. Big Brother is Stalin and I even recognized Kamenev and Zinoviev type characters in there.

[codercpc]

I just finished the two books of Dean Koontz that are out so far from his "Frankenstein" series, and while I was reading them, I kept wondering if he was a conservative. I am glad to have my thoughts confirmed.

Ironically, the next book I am reading after Koontz is Michael Chritons "State of Fear", and I am somewhat enjoying that also.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

There was an absolutely hysterical DU thread a year or so ago, where all the more heavily medicated residents therein had protracted screaming fits over the sudden "revelation" (to them, at any rate; it'd already been common knowledge for some years, by that point) that Mystery Science Theatre 3000 funnyman Michael J. Nelson was a lifelong, broken glass political conservative.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh... good times. Good times. :)

[ncountylee]

Dean Koontz is a conservative.

[NeoCaveman]

The good old party of peace and love.

[Charles Henrickson]

Now he is trying to debunk global warming.

How do you know "global warming" is not just the end of a cycle of global cooling?

[voletti]

How come "Bruce Willis" is missing from the list?

[GSWarrior]

Now he is trying to debunk global warming.

Another falsehood. Crichton isn't debunking global warming.

[cripplecreek]

I stumbled across a hive of Ann Arbor liberals last night while they were having a fantasy love fest over Abraham Lincoln. The reason they loved him is because they thought he was the only "democrat" on a coin.

I couldn't let it stand so I smacked the hive with a reality stick good and hard and pointed out that Lincoln was a republican. To add insult to injury I further pointed out that my sorry highschool dropout butt had a better grasp on history and reality than fine young university students like themselves.

I guess I should apologize to Lincoln for putting him on the liberal sh!t list. OTOH maybe he should thank me.

[mware]

I think they mean the sci fiction great, Ray Bradbury.

Heck I didn't even know he was still alive.

[BunnySlippers]

Do you hear the same when we discuss Susan Sarandon or Barbra Streisand?

[Talking_Mouse]

I knew there had to be another reason I liked that show.

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>>Lying, pathetic, piece of shit, Bob Woodward. A sellout and a Bush shill.


There must be another universe out there where this paragraph makes a vague amount of sense.

[Holicheese]

"Charlton Heston but he became too rabidly right wing."

Did they just figure out that he was a Republican. I bet they really hated it when he marched in Selma.