Imagine there's impeachment--
It's easy if you're high.
No proof to slow us,
And no one asking why.
Imagine all the 'pubbies
Voting all our way. . . .
Imagine there's no Chimpy--
It isn't hard, DU.
No one like Rice or Rumsfeld,
No Dick Cheney, too.
Imagine Karl the Traitor
Serving life at least. . . .
You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.
Imagine no more DUFUs--
I wonder if you can.
No need to read their humor
And laughter at our plans.
Imagine all the freepers
Feeling bad like us. . . .
You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.
One of your best-- an instant classic!
Great stuff! I nearly strangled myself trying to stop laughing.