Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-06 (Ouija Board Polls)
Posted on 03/28/2006 5:37:19 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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Wow, is that clever or what? With that kind of intellect on their side, the DUmmies will continue to hold the majority for...uh...
The poll taking procedures just remind me of that planchette gliding gently from letter to letter on the Ouija board. It seems like the planchette is moving of its own volition but in reality it is subtly following the directions guided thru the fingers resting on it. Much like the poll results will show the wishes of the organizations that commissioned it. The poll taker planchette seemingly acting according to impersonal statistics but in REALITY reflecting the symbolic fingers resting upon it to give the results desired.
Well that does it for me. I'm seriously not gonna vote for Bush in '08.
Strangely enough, at one point in my checkered career I was read by over a hundred million Russkies across 11 time zones in Krokodil magazine. It is all explained in I WAS A COMMIE WRITER. Also I mixed in politics with movie reviews when I was "typing" the AL GORE AT THE MOVIES reviews.
Ummm... hate to tell you, but his "girlfriend" is a .jpeg.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say "Pitt sucks it" in my post. My bad...hate breaking protocol.
Heh, or his right hand...
I've often wondered myself why the exit polls were wrong.
By way of comparison, the exit polls for the British General Election in May 2005 were totally accurate.
Based on our discussion about this last night, I would wager that in Britain they didn't have idiots like the Kerry people who tried to rig the exit polls by showing up at polling places and voting in the exit polls. In Britain they probably just let it alone because both sides wanted to see an accurate poll, not some rigged propaganda, which ultimately failed.
He also showed me how easy it is to get the answer one wants from a poll, based on such simple things as the poll-taker's tone and placing of questions. One will get different answers by asking a question in subtly different ways. You will get a different answer by asking:
Do you approve of your governor's performance?
Do you approve of your Republican governor's performance?
Do you approve of our Republican president? Do you approve of our Republican governor?
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