Schadenfreude, Schadenfreude
" I'm feeling a Freudenschade song to the tune of 'Edelweiss' from 'The Sound of Music.'"
Schadenfreude, Schadenfreude
Every FUnnie you greet us
Ugly and white, Man what a sight
Pitt looks like he's a drunk wuss
Conspiracies grow, like winter snow
Bloom and grow forever
Schadenfreude, Schadenfreude
Bless these DUmmies forever
SO THIS IS FITZMAS - A Lament
[To the tune of "Happy Christmas", by John Lennon]
So this is Fitzmas
And what has been done
Nearly a year's over
And Rove's not been hung
And so this is Fitzmas-
This isn't much fun
On Kos and on DU
We wonder what went wrong
{Refrain}
A very sad Fitzmas
What a waste of a year
It's not been a good one
For DUmmies, I fear
And so this is Fitzmas
And what have we done
Almost a year later
No one under the gun
It's no happy Fitzmas
Should've been lots more fun
My comrades at DU-
Whatever went wrong?
--Refrain--
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Rove is still here, how'd that happen?
Rove is still here, Wah-ahh-wahhhh....
Get up, and first thing I'm at the PC to check in to what went on after I left last night. What do I see but your song.
This is great! Thanks for the effort. I'm gonna copy/paste it to Word and save it.