Posted on 06/11/2006 10:48:58 AM PDT by speakerofthefreep
BY JOHN W LILLPOP
Dear Ann,
I, on the other hand, urge you to change NOTHING.
Please, leave that bundle of beauty, energy and genius called Ann Coulter exactly as is!
Anyone who can incur the unanimous wrath of Hillary Clinton, the 9/11 Commission, Matt Lauer and other assorted leftist thugs, without even breaking a sweat or swearing, deserves national acclaim.
Perhaps an 'Ann Coulter Holiday' is in order? Liberals who blanch at the idea can work for free that day!
Oh, if only our alleged Republican president and Congress had one third your commitment to conservative values, one-eighth your intelligence, and 10% your fighting spirit.
There might still be hope for the union.
Although, I confess, there are times when I wish you would go even further.
Example, after 9/11 you wrote that America should invade Muslim nations, take over their governments, and convert them to Christianity.
Brilliant!
But why stop there?
Let's add the DNC, Mainstream Media, California and Washington state to the to-be-converted list.
Convert them and watch the world suddenly change, for the better.
In my view, your most valuable public service occurs when you seduce lefties into public battle. For instance, Hillary Clinton decided to take a public shot at you this week.
She should have passed. Your withering reply reminded America and the world that Bill Clinton was accused of raping Juanita Brodericks and assaulting Kathleen Wiley.
Ingenious way to remind Hillary and the Democrat party of the huge baggage----named Slick Willy----that she brings with her.
Unless she bails out on the bum via divorce, or has Vince Foster's physician prescribe some anti-depressants for the former president. That, and a small handgun, could end some of the excess baggage in the senator's life.
And what of Assemblywomen Joan M. Quigley, D-Hudson, and Linda Stender, D-Union of New Jersey?
These political wonders, having ended hunger, poverty, crime, illegal immigration, medical malpractice and marital infidelity in the Garden State, decided that a national bonfire is needed to deal most effectively with your new book, Godless.
Asking either of these Democrats to actually read Godless would be pointless: Both are liberals and products of a public education system, administered by liberals.
So why bother?
It should be obvious from these limited examples that America needs Ann Coulter, full strength.
Not decaff. Nor Ann Lite.
After all, if We the People wanted wishy-washy, mindless pap we would simply read and listen to President Bush's speeches.
Or, even worse, public utterances by Bill Frist.
Save us from all that, Ann. Change NOTHING and Just be You!
I noticed her promoters have stopped showing current pictures of her. Once her "stuff" dries up, her allure to the conservative male will be gone. Thank Goodness. She most definitely does not represent conservative females in general.
Better hurry up and make some money off cute and nasty pretty quick ANN..the cute commodity is fading fast.
"It should be obvious from these limited examples that America needs Ann Coulter, full strength."
Hell... Ann's RIGHT even when she's wrong!
This is war: and the Truth ain't always pretty; nor is it always easy to digest.
We need more on the front lines like Ann.
Why fight fair when the enemy refuses too?
The best defense is a good offense.
Why pull punches?
This is war... and people like Ann are our most powerful weapons.
Nicely put
They're going to try to demonize Ann the same way they did Joe McCarthy. WE can't let that effort succeed.
Vanity....it's my favorite sin."
Can not say it is one of my favorites. However, it is a sin I am most familiar with....as you have already figured out!
That would be one hell of a fund-raising theme as well. Great post!
conservative version of Susan Estich (however you spell the kook's name)"
Estrogen? Just kidding.
Actually, Susan was great fun to watch as the votes were tallied election night 2004. She started out with wild esctasy when one or all of the networks set about the task of coronating John Kerry that very night. Based on exit polls.
The folks at FOX told her there was a flaw in the data, but Susan went into party mode anyhow.
Only to come back to earth just a couple hours later when the crumumy quality of those exit data was acknowledged and the only poll that really mattered----the voice of We the People---decided to send Kerry back to Mass. to smolder in fury with his drunken pal, Teddy.
I stand with you, bro!
"She also isn't particularly liked by the Rino element around here."
If I didn't love her already, that would be enough for me to start!
Keep up the great work Ann. Ignore the spineless wimps on our side who don't have the stones to back you up.
Ann Coulter for President!
"They're going to try to demonize Ann the same way they did Joe McCarthy. WE can't let that effort succeed."
My God, you may be right. And no, we can't let them succeed
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