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DUmmie FUnnies 08-16-06 (DUmmies Fantasize About A President Al Gore Paradise)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 16, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/16/2006 1:38:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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1 posted on 08/16/2006 1:38:47 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 08/16/2006 1:41:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Finish the following sentence... If Al Gore were president...

...it would be super cereal.
3 posted on 08/16/2006 1:41:37 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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Manbearpig would know his days are numbered.
4 posted on 08/16/2006 1:43:18 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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we would either be driving electric high-breads or Smart cars

Can I have my high-bread with butter and honey?

5 posted on 08/16/2006 1:46:29 PM PDT by mnehring (When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will soon follow.)
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911 would not have happened.

LOL! What a joke, absolute joke.

In fact the truth is Algore was president:

...we would all be on a prayer rug five times a day.

6 posted on 08/16/2006 1:47:15 PM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Ten?


7 posted on 08/16/2006 1:49:15 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
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To: PJ-Comix

tOP 10?


8 posted on 08/16/2006 1:49:57 PM PDT by OSHA (Lose money FAST playing penny stocks. Ask me how!)
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California and the rest of the west wouldn't keep burning every year. We would have had systems installed to contain the fires or strips of land converted to be used as fire breaks or both.

WHAT?!

9 posted on 08/16/2006 1:50:34 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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10


10 posted on 08/16/2006 1:51:54 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (The biggest blog of the Ohio governor race http://blackwellvstrickland.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Better not show the DUmmies this:

http://www.thredgold.com/tealeaf/060816.pdf

Truth about how great our country is will melt their fragile neurons.


11 posted on 08/16/2006 1:52:29 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Why does our government "of the people" do things the people don't want--overtax & overregulate us?)
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Finish the following sentence... If Al Gore were president...

the DUmmies would still be blaming Bush for everything.

12 posted on 08/16/2006 1:52:37 PM PDT by Argus
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10?


13 posted on 08/16/2006 1:53:18 PM PDT by rightinthemiddle (Without the Media, the Left and Islamofacists are Nothing.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I would like to see what kind of magic they intend to create these "fire breaks" with. Keep in mind these are DUmmies who are against disturbing the tiniest grain of sand.


14 posted on 08/16/2006 1:53:54 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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. . . . the Kyoto Accord would be seen as the first step . . . toward a solution to global warning socialism.
15 posted on 08/16/2006 1:54:24 PM PDT by proud_yank (Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
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electric high-breads

Electric high-breads? Is that what you get when you fire up the bread machine with some dough, some yeast, and just a pinch of The Demon Weed With Roots In Hell?

16 posted on 08/16/2006 1:54:47 PM PDT by steve-b ("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
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Katrina would have swerved away from the Gulf Coast under a President Al Gore.

No, I think the DUmmie Fantasyland thinking is: Gore would have solved and eliminated global warming by now. Global warming causes all hurricanes, you know. So, with no more global warming, Katrina never would have even formed! Kumbaya, my Gaia, kumbaya.

17 posted on 08/16/2006 1:55:25 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Why does our government "of the people" do things the people don't want--overtax & overregulate us?)
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I think the stupidest person in that thread was the one saying Bore would have convinced the UN to occupy Iraq. Yeah, I see that happening. Except they ran away when one guy was killed.


18 posted on 08/16/2006 1:55:42 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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California and the rest of the west wouldn't keep burning every year. We would have had systems installed to contain the fires or strips of land converted to be used as fire breaks or both.




In fact, it is the envirowhackos who have prevented proper
forest management, like removing dead wood that creates massive fires.


19 posted on 08/16/2006 1:57:35 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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Another gem:

Gore would have done right by us and the countries overseas. Therefore we would have less terrorism. Gore wasn't threatening to other countries.

20 posted on 08/16/2006 2:00:00 PM PDT by steve-b ("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
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