DUmmie FUnnies 08-21-06 (TruthOut Announces Impending Arrival Of The Great Pumpkin)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 21, 2006 | Jason Leopold, Marc Ash, DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[kevkrom]

It was Luskin, sources said, who seized on the single phrase from Fitzgerald's letter that gave the appearance of exoneration trumpeted by the US commercial press. In fact, the letter, taken as a whole, paints no such picture. According to those familiar with the letter sent to Luskin, it details the obligations of a subject, Karl Rove, who must choose between cooperation and further prosecution. If the document were made public it would indicate those obligations, the sources said.

In other words, ignoring the part of the letter that says that Rove isn't going to be indicted, the rest of the letter proves that Rove will be indicted. Forget that this makes no logical sense. Forget that OutOfTruth.org reported that Rove had already been indicted one month earlier. This is the "smoking gun" because we BELIEEEEEEEEVE it is.

[PJ-Comix]

I wonder if LAURIE LEVINSON knows she is being used by TruthOut to push their crackpot notion that Karl Rove has already been indicted?

[Toadman]

But, he added that indictments are sealed because if they're made public, "Someone is going to be shocked and upset," and that can hurt the integrity of an ongoing investigation.

Wouldn't it be funny if the "shocked" person was Wilson!?

[Fenris6]

Rounding up these idiots will be easier than falling down. All you'll have to do is -

declare a draft, and they'll all flee to Canada. That way, we don't have to clothe or feed them.

[Charles Henrickson]

Indictment Still Sealed, Fitzgerald Still Busy

This could be The Century When Everything Finally Changed!

[Charles Henrickson]

The indictment could be dismissed down the road, meaning the public may never get the opportunity to learn the identity of the defendant or the substance of the criminal case.

PROOF--PROOF, I tell you--that Rove HAS been indicted and that this thing is being SUPPRESSED!!!

The absence of evidence IS the evidence!

[Charles Henrickson]

A two-month investigation undertaken by Truthout . . . has once again put the spotlight back on Sealed vs. Sealed. . . .

[I thought the spotlight was back on the cat stools of Robert Luskin's cat.]

That would be Soiled vs. Soiled.

[Charles Henrickson]

the 2½-year-old leak probe.

I didn't know Luskin's cat had THAT problem too!

[Charles Henrickson]

the probe has once again shifted. . . .

Obligatory benburch joke already taken.

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . in the early days of the investigation.

In other words, the mid-19th century.

[Charles Henrickson]

'US vs. [blank]'

US vs. THEM?

I don't know, I'm drawing a blank.

[Charles Henrickson]

I happen to trust Will Pitt.

He is, after all, THE MAGIC MAN!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

this opens the door for me to print up stuff that say, "DUmmieFUnnies.Com," including Li'l Beaver T-Shirts.

2XL. And don't put any metrosexual belly-bag on MY Beaver!

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