DUmmie FUnnies 08-21-06 (TruthOut Announces Impending Arrival Of The Great Pumpkin)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 21, 2006 | Jason Leopold, Marc Ash, DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[AirForce-TechSgt]

I want a t-shirt.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I just fixed it so that if anybody types "DUmmieFUnnies.Com" in their URL address box, they will be automatically forwarded to my BlogSpot Blog.

That's cool, PJ! How did you do that? I'd love to do that for a couple of my fledgling blogs.

[hsalaw]

Wilson's editorial, "What I Didn't Find in Africa," which was published in the New York Times, raised direct questions about the administration's willingness to manipulate intelligence to facilitate its march to war.

Wasn't there a Senate hearing that entirely discredited Wilson's alleged findings? What color is the sky on these people's planet?

[decal]

To: Our Friends at ThrowTheTruthOutWithTheBathwater:

Re: Rove Non-Indictment

As a Texan gubernatorial candidate is fond of saying:

"When the horse dies, get off."

[Choose Ye This Day]

Here's a great "Meltdown" thread, where a paranoid DUmmie predicts that the Ford layoffs/production cuts are just the beginning, and we will soon have widespread recession/depression, class warfare, gun-toting Dems wasting country-club Republicans, en masse, as nauseum. Of course there's the obligatory: "I'll go down fighting before the pukes throw me into the camps." It's pretty amusing:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1953290

[varyouga]

Oy. I remember when I first moved to the US as a child and I thought these crazy papers were real. They were right next to the real papers at the supermarkets.

One particular monster on the cover kept me awake for months. My parents got me a dog for protection.

[Deetes]

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dirtbiker]

But while it's in the open anyway, have you gotten your Marching Orders for September yet? I haven't gotten mine yet. They usually come in closer to the middle of the month. Something must be holding them up.

Relax, they are on their way. I work for the USPS, and they will be delivered with the mid-week SS checks this week.

The 19th fell on a Saturday this month, and that threw off the entire printing/delivery schedule...sorry for the delay...

[dirtbiker]

Ya know it takes a special kind of moron to fall for the same thing again and again and again. Did all the DUmmies ride the short bus?

It's entirely possible they did. The textbook definition of "insanity" is "doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result".

Commies (KOmmies), DUmmies, and DIMS seem to have the gene that promotes such behavior...

[dirtbiker]

he indictment, 06 cr 128, was returned by the grand jury hearing evidence in the CIA leak case between May 10 and May 17 - right around the time that Truthout reported, based on sources close to the investigation, that Karl Rove had been indicted on charges of perjury and lying to investigators.

In the first place, Fitz has already declared that Rove WAS NOT INDICTED and is of no interest in the investigation.

In the second place I'll take a 01 WR 426 over a 06 CR 128 anyday. I'm too big to be riding 125's, er 128's anymore, and even with the extra 3 cc's, it wouldn't be enough for my 6'2" 230 pounds. I weigh more than the bike!

[kevkrom]

WOO! HOO! I just fixed it so that if anybody types "DUmmieFUnnies.Com" in their URL address box, they will be automatically forwarded to my BlogSpot Blog. But does anybody know how to KEEP it reading "DUmmieFUnnies.Com" after it forwards to BlogSpot?

Check with your NameCheap tech support folks -- the list of features the say are free with your account should allow for what you want to do, but they'll either have to set it up for you or tell you how to do it.

[dirtbiker]

Of course there's the obligatory: "I'll go down fighting before the pukes throw me into the camps."

Rounding up these idiots will be easier than falling down. All you'll have to do is have signs declaring "Free Clinic" or "Free Meds" over the gates, and close them once they are safely locked away under the local Walmart store....Once there, they will have everything they had in Mom's basement, except no computer, they will ACTUALLY have to work in the store's workshops, making the merchandise for the store, and the only thing on the TV's will be NASCAR racing (no PBS).

For those that resist, toss their current prescription in first, and they will follow....

[PJ-Comix]

DONE! When you type either "DUmmieFUnnies.Com" or "www.DUmmieFUnnies.Com" in the URL box, only "www.DUmmieFUnnies.com" shows. Now it looks like I want it to.

[PJ-Comix]

Actually "http://dummiefunnies.com/" shows which is okay.

[PJ-Comix]

See above. Not only did I forward it but once at my Blog, it CONTINUES to have "dummiefunnies.com" in the URL sans BlogSpot. Now it looks much better. I get all the benefits of the Blogger tools without folks having to remember to type "blogspot" every time. Much better for printing up the URL.

[PJ-Comix]

I want a t-shirt.

I need for my Blog traffic to build up first. Right now it stands at over 800 visits per day on the Blog. That's up from over 300 a few months ago but I have a LOOOONG way to go. Some blogs get over 20,000 hits per day. Hell, littlegreenfootballs gets over 200,000 hits per day. So I have my work cut out for me.

[PJ-Comix]

Here is a reality-based posting from "seabiscuit" at 11:17 P.M. yesterday:

What went wrong with the story? It's really quite simple. Leopold, et. al. lied and lied and just can't stop lying 3 over months later. Of course, by the time Bush is out of office in 2009, and Rove is no longer in the White House, and Fitzgerald is still stymied due to an atrociously written and unenforceable statute, if Leopold just keeps it going off and on for another year, no one will remember his story by 2009. That way he never has to admit to his duplicity. A thousand times worse than Stephen Glass.

[kevkrom]

It's been three months since OutOfTruth.org crashed on burned on the bogus "Rove indictment" story.

Three months.

And this is the best they can come up with? A bunch of half-baked theories on what this "sealed indictment" could mean, all under the assumption that it has anything at all to do with Fitzgerald and/or Rove?

I mean, sure, it's not like we're engaged in an international campaign against terrorist groups that might require certain legal actions be kept under seal for security reasons or anything... so after all, anything in that entire federal court must be related to the Plame "leak" non-case.

Sheesh. Yet another prime example of how moonbats twist themselves into knots trying to "prove" what they want to be true, rather than dealing with the truth as it exists. And this stuff is so whacked out, it seems like only half the DUmmies are buying into it -- if sheep that gullible aren't going for your scam, it's time to rethink the plan.

Note to OutOfTruth.org: when you're trapped at the bottom of a hole, the first step is to stop digging.

Side note: Pitt is conspicuous by his absence here...

[kevkrom]

Loyola's Laurie Levenson agreed, saying that it was unusual to keep federal indictments sealed for a lengthy period of time, such as three months. She added that under the current administration there has been an upswing in keeping federal dockets under seal because of the so-called threat to national security.

I'd like to know whose words the phrase "so-called threat to national security" are in -- did Levenson actually use those words, or are Ash/Leopold editorializing while riding on the apparent authority of a legal expert?

[kevkrom]

"You now get the sense that it is happening more frequently with the current administration," she said. "We live in interesting times. We do have secret dockets going on in the federal courts, and I never heard of it until this war on terrorism."

Which would lead non-moonbats into reasoning that a sealed indictment is far more likely to involve a terrorism/national security case than Fitzgerald's probe about nothing.