DUmmie FUnnies 08-21-06 (TruthOut Announces Impending Arrival Of The Great Pumpkin)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 21, 2006 | Jason Leopold, Marc Ash, DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[dinasour]

[codercpc]

But if this even had a whiff of being true, why would the President not have asked for Rove's resignation. Rove could have easily said that after 6 years in the job, I would like to spend more time with my family.

I know no one would have believed him, but at least he would be out. There is no way in the world, that President Bush would allow Karl Rove to continue being his right hand man, if he was "cooperating" in the downfall of the Vice President of the United States.

I think once again, Will Pitt will have egg on his face, and I will be laughing my a** off.

[Darkwolf377]

Vice President Dick Cheney is a figure of keen interest to investigators working on the outing of Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife, former undercover CIA agent Valerie Plame.

So an employee of the President is working to indict the Vice-President in a case about outing a person who wasn't undercover, and the President hasn't fired him?

PJ, if you're going to keep endangering my throat by posting these things that make me laugh uncontrollably until I'm hoarse, I may have to be dropped from your ping list. /jk

[Darkwolf377]

"You now get the sense that it is happening more frequently with the current administration," she said. "We live in interesting times. We do have secret dockets going on in the federal courts, and I never heard of it until this war on terrorism. The longer something is sealed the more curious it is."

So the Bush Administration is using "secret dockets" to prosecute karl Rove, who is the mastermind behind the secret dockets?

Note to DUmmies and KOS-iots dropping by: You are the biggest morons on the Internet.

[Darkwolf377]

who would be shocked an upset?? and who gives a shit if someone is shocked and upset.. the only people i see that would be shocked and upset are the most fervent freepers.. to find out all their "daddy's" lied to them and are guilty of treason.. the rest of us know damn well these bastards are guilty of treason.. so who would it shock?? and who would it upset?? not I...i would be dancing in the streets buying anyone around a glass of champagne!!

I wish you people could get this upset about Al Qaeda.

[ilovew]

Are they still on this? I thought even the DUmmies had decided the "24 business hours" and the May 12 indictment was fake. Besides, I've talked to Karl about this and he promised he's not getting indicted...

[MindBender26]

Washington, DC. January 23, 2043

Today in Washington, William Rivers Pitt held a press conference at the Old Liberals Home to announce he was certain a sealed indictment accusing Karl Rove of misdeeds in the Valerie Plame CIA "outing" case would be unsealed within the next few weeks.

Washington insiders couldn't help noticing the irony in the overblown announcement, since each of Mr. Pitt's three children and eleven grandchildren jointly signed the papers to have him committed to the Old Liberals' Home under the provision of the psychiatric Baker Act, and Mr. Pitt has been promising this incitement every few months for the last 38 years.

"Now that Liberalism is recognized as a mental disorder, signing the commitment papers just seemed like the natural thing to do," said Janice Pitt-Reagan. “Granddad is sort of the Harold Stassen of conspiracy theories,” she continued.

Her pronouncements are all the more ironic as Ms. Pitt-Reagan had been widely acknowledged as Mr. Pitt's favorite granddaughter until her marriage.

Mr. Rove had no comment, as he passed away three years ago at the age of 90.

[BJClinton]

However, that indictment remains under seal more than three months after it was filed - an unusually lengthy period of time, according to experts in the field of federal law. The indictment could be dismissed down the road, meaning the public may never get the opportunity to learn the identity of the defendant or the substance of the criminal case.

Perfect conspiracy cover. We can't prove it ever happened, but we can't prove it didn't happen either. It's not the evidence that matters, but the seriousness of the charge. etc et al ad nauseum

[Purrcival]

Just checked the DUmmie thread. Still no sight of Pitt, but he may already be down at Bukowski's.

[steve-b]

LOL -- the "Not This Sh*t Again" guy is moonlighting on DU. ;-)

[jiggyboy]

"could be"..."suggests"..."may have"..."would be extraordinary"..."unknown"..."yet to comment"..."a manner consistent with"..."If the document were made public"...If this sealed indictment involves a government official"..."unless"..."very unusual"..."a good chance"..."chances are"..."entirely likely"..."could be"..."if"..."starting to get unusual"..."very unusual"..."unusual"..."could be"..."could have said"..."it may be"..."hypothetical scenario"..."Typically"..."If the sealed indictment is Karl Rove"..."It feels like"..."I think the truth is"

Has there ever been a higher hedging and speculation to facts ratio in anything outside of a FOX sweeps-week UFO special?

[Paradox]

If there is any truth to this, we'll know about it before the November elections, thats for sure. I ain't holdin my breath..

[Gordongekko909]

Besides, I've talked to Karl about this and he promised he's not getting indicted...

SHHHH! Not out in public! We can't let the DUmmies know about our secret communiques with His Roveness!

But while it's in the open anyway, have you gotten your Marching Orders for September yet? I haven't gotten mine yet. They usually come in closer to the middle of the month. Something must be holding them up.

[kimmie7]

I had to read all the way to the bottom to get to the "Lousy FReeper Troll" comment! LOL! I've become quite a fan of Lousy FReeper Troll(s), whomever they may be!

Thanks PJ. I wanna shirt!

[darkwing104]

Must be the new "double secret" indictment we have been hearing about...

[faq]

But does anybody know how to KEEP it reading "DUmmieFUnnies.Com" after it forwards to BlogSpot?

You would need to have your own IP address (example: 209.157.64.200) to be able to do that. I don't think you have your own IP address with your blogspot host.

[MichiganConservative]

Another way would be to have virtual hosting set up on the blogspot server(s). I doubt that the blogspot people would be interested in doing that, though.

[PJ-Comix]

I guess it is good enough now. Besides, anybody that would click on the specific DUFU editions are going to see "BlogSpot" in the address anyways. The main thing is that I can advertise with "DUmmieFUnnies.Com".

[PJ-Comix]

And, of course, that vast multitude of sources, all conveniently unnamed.

[ilovew]

I have special orders since I'm gonna be interning at the Pentagon starting next month. But I'm sure the rest of y'all will get yours soon ;)