DUmmie FUnnies 10-12-06 (DUmmies Angered Over South Park 9/11 Conspiracy Episode)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 12, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

It seems they have a tendency to celebrate something too soon.

Premature exhilaration.

[Barset]

The Rain Forest episode was what I thought to recommend as well.

[BJClinton]

SP ping.

[Barset]

He did look like the Pittster. When Stan and Kyle were chasing him down the alley I half expected him to turn around and begin flailing at them with a can of Franco-American spaghetti-os.

That's Pitt's weapon of choice.

[ConservativeMind]

and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism

I saw it last night and chuckled quite a bit. They really pulled in all the asinine points of the conspiracy theories and left it "justified" until they found the lead conspiracy theorist, who was shot dead by President Bush, alive, as he walked out a 7-Eleven with a soda.

Great stuff! It's so cool to see the liberals suck this in only to be screwed in the end.

[the OlLine Rebel]

What is "MIHOP"?

[faq]

I thought he looked like Pitt too. As cripplecreek pointed out on the South Park thread, a couple weeks ago Pitt said the government was out to get him. I was looking forward to this DUFU thread to see if any of the DUmmies would notice the likeness.

[BJClinton]

What is "MIHOP"?

Made It Happen On Purpose. As opposed to Let It Happen On Purpose.

The 2 variations on the 9/11 conspiracies.

[Minnesocold]

Hey DUmmies: Get a "clue-doo!"

Thanks for the great thread.

[gidget7]

hahahaha DUmmies are retarded! That was one of the best South Parks ever!

Trey and Matt aren't too far off the mark. These people always claim the administration is a bunch of dumb hicks, but blame them for everything that happens in the world, unintentionally dubbing them all geniuses.

[The Right Stuff]

I watched the MM clip - pretty funny if they would only leave out the childish potty humor.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

That HotAir link is going up on my links list and on my blog.

[Gordongekko909]

His presence offends me to the point where I didn't realize that.

[imskylark]

"Doesnt the 911Truth.org guy look like William River Pitt?"

Pitt does work for Truthout.org. 911truth and truthout. Maybe it is supposed to be Pitt. ;)

[Mr. Silverback]

What was their angle in the sex ed episode?

[Paul Heinzman]

HOLY SHIT! BUSH JUST KILLED THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY GUY!!!

"You bastards!"

[Mr. Silverback]

I hope this DUmmie rememers this on the next thread bashing Evangelicals.

Direct hit!

[EveningStar]

T'anks! :)

[kevkrom]

What was their angle in the sex ed episode?

The kids are taught sex ed after they are seen examining a dog's genitalia... however, the girls and boys are taught separately, and by the most incompetent teachers imaginable. The boys essentially learn nothing, and the girls learn that if a boy isn't wearing a condom, they could get sick... ignoring the actually having sex part. When the boys go to buy condoms so the girls will talk to them again, the parents find out, and extend sex ed even to earlier grades.

[Mr. Silverback]

Behold that rarest of jewels, i.e., a rational statement in DUmmieland glittering like a 10 carat diamond in a coal bin.

You know, there's a professor at UW Madison who has gained national attention for teaching a course on the "real" way 9/11 happened. Now, the 9/11 conspiracy garbage is really silly, but it's come to my attention that he also tells his students how FDR knew about Pearl Harbor and LIHOP so he could get us into WWII. That whole jazz makes the 9/11 conspiracies look like a Walter Lord book.

Here's a whole theory that is based on the idea that if the Japanese had attacked our fleet in our sovereign territory but failed to sink it, the Congress wouldn't have declared war, and would have said "You crazy kids! What mischief will you be up to next?" Only a massive defeat would be enough to get us into the war, a declaration of war on us by the enemy following an attack (intended to be a surprise, no less) wouldn't have been enough. Yeah, sure.

Every conspiracy theory has a single, common sense answer that never occurs to these people...like the "We didn't land on the moon" theory. How many people in the Soviet Union could have proved that Apollo 11's transmissions weren't coming from the moon? Hundreds at least, thousands perhaps, any of whom could have handed their country the biggest propaganda coup in the history of the planetand become a Hero of the Soviet Union in about ten seconds. Most conspiracy theories fall apart when one simply considers how many people would be able to talk, but ALL of them have an Achilles Heel, and usually one any eight year old could grasp.