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DUmmie FUnnies 10-12-06 (DUmmies Angered Over South Park 9/11 Conspiracy Episode)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 12, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/12/2006 4:39:52 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Last night South Park brilliantly satirized the loony 9/11 conspiracy theory crazies out there. And since most of DUmmieland consists of such conspiracy theorists, Trey Parker and Matt Stone were also talking about THEM. This was one of the BEST episodes of South Park and if you missed it, you can catch a clip of the latter part of the show at HOT AIR. Of course, the DUmmies were quite upset over being mocked by South Park especially since many of them were misled into believing that the show would buy into their paranoid view about President Bush before the tables were turned on them as you can see in the clip at Hot Air. You can see their outrage at this THREAD titled, "The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight." So let us now watch the DUmmie 9/11 conpiracy theorists react to being mocked in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who suspects South Park of being part of a vast government conspiracy to discredit the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, is in the [brackets]:

The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight.

[Oh boy! Matt and Trey will FINALLY validate all our mad MIHOP theories!]

This. Is. HILARIOUS!

[Posted a DUmmie at 10:08 P.M., not realizing what is in store for him later. Hee! Hee!]

Basically, making fun of 9-11 conspiracy theorists. Which I am all for. Give em hell Southpark! This really may be the best show on television.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Blaming the Jews (Kyle)

[In DUmmieland they blame the neocons (Jews).]

Cartman is MIHOP and Kyle isn't? I thought Cartman was conservative and Kyle was liberal

[Wrong. Cartman is a nutcase and Kyle is rational.]

I'll tell you the end right now They will realize that everyone is at fault and no one is really to blame, and they will find a way to make conservatives look like well-meaning and patriotic but bumbling yokels, and will make liberals look like angry, unreasonable jerks who want to be friends with the terrorists. The writers of South Park are slime, and they are hacks

[You need to get a clue from the Hardly Boys since your prediction was WRONG.]

yep, that's how they all go And, if you're passionate about anything, there's something wrong with you.

[Especially if you are among the 25% of the idiots who buy into the 9/11 conspiracy theories.]

they hate conservatives, but they hate liberals more I am tired of this "they are equal opportunity bashers" bullshit. But believe what you want. Maybe you are proud that Trey Parker thinks anyone who questions Bush is a retard.

[Cry me up a river of Scott Tenorman tears.]

and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism

[WAAAAAAH!!!]

South Park's creators think Global Warming is liberal overreaction too... I would expect nothing less from their treatment of 9/11.

[GLOBAL WARMING!!! Quick! Put on heavy overcoats so you won't freeze when global warming hits!]

They also portrayed Al Gore as a nut job

[What did South Park do? Run a video clip of Al Gore?]

I guess you just missed the last part where Bush shot the conspiracy theorist through the mouth with a pistol. Rumsfeld: "He died like a pig"

[You're in for a BIG surprise when you find out that isn't the last part. Hee! Hee!]

Questioning Bush and 9/11 = Death. HAHAHAHA *wipes eyes* boy is America going down the shit hole :|

[Posts a DUmmie who hasn't watched the SP episode.]

Considering you obviously didn't see the episode, and have no friggin idea what I'm talking about or laughing at........shut up.

[Stop laughing, DAMMIT! They are making fun of US!]

You watch your tone with me India3. You're right I haven't seen the episode but that doesn't warrant you telling me to "shut up".

[Since you haven't seen the episode then you can't know that South Park is brilliantly mocking YOU.]

HOLY SHIT! BUSH JUST KILLED THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY GUY!!!

[THAT PROVES OUR LOONY 9/11 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE RIGHT!!!]

Hey, they're totally reaming Bush now! It's awesome! Watch it! Anyone who sees this episode should know once and for all should know that South Park isn't conservative.

[Posted DUmmie Rocknrule at 10:21 P.M., not yet realizing it is the DUmmies who are about to be reamed. Hee! Hee!]

I keep waiting for the twist. Gotta be one.

[Don't worry. You will be twisted out of shape.]

I knew there would be a part coming where they end up giving Bush a free pass and slam all liberals as insane conspiracy nuts

[The bitter truth finally slams the DUmmies square in the face. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

What are they saying about Bush?

That he did 9/11

[Replied DUmmie Rocknrule, still slightly behind the curve.]

here's how it went down. after it looked as though Bush was admitting to doing 9/11, we finally find out that the 9/11 conspiracies are the real government conspiracy. Moral of the story: Conspiracy nuts are just that. Nuts. The government perpetuates 9/11 conspiracy because they want people to think they are capable of pulling such a conspiracy off. They ended by saying, essentially, that 9/11 conspiracies are for sheep, anyone who doubts the official story is a retard, and the alert and aware Americans are the ones who know that Bush is telling the truth about 9/11.

[A DUmmie finally wakes up to the sad truth about the episode.]

That Bush wants us to believe he did 9/11 because that way... he seems powerful... And they think anyone who believes that Arabs-In-A-Cave didn't do 9/11 is retarded.

[And DUmmieland is afflicted with mass retardation.]

Well, talk about statements you wish you could take back did you stop watching right when you posted this? Did you not see the end? Or are you a retard, as the creators of South Park say you are

[He is! He is!]

Ok, someone help me...... did they just make the administration look like f*cking idiots or f*cking genius's?

[Obviously you don't fall into the genius category.]

The government actually is behind the conspiracy movement so people believe that they are in control of everything, instead of people believing they are completely incompetent and unprepared, which they really are. Bush and the gov are keeping the conspiracy movement alive, even though 9-11 was causeed by *GASP* a bunch of pissed off muslims.

[Posting the latter as fact in DUmmieland is enough to get you tombstoned.]

They said that people who doubt the offical 9/11 story are retarded.

[How does that make you feel?]

I guess it makes them part of the 75% who aren't retarded. The whole point of this episode was "don't question the government"

[As they try to spin control themselves out of complete humiliation.]

Trey Parker & Matt Stone are racist homophobes It's quite obvious from their portrayal of blacks, Jews, gays, and other minorities that they're nothing more than a bunch of RW racist gaybashers, with a bunch of poo-poo jokes thrown in.

[Screeches out a DUmmie angry at being humiliated by South Park.]

and they can't write decent satire to save their lives

[Everyone other than humiliated 9/11 conspiracy theorists laughed like hell.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; mattstone; southpark; treyparker
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ManBearPig!

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 10/12/2006 4:39:53 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

FIRST!!!!


2 posted on 10/12/2006 4:40:27 AM PDT by steveegg (Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ib4tp?


3 posted on 10/12/2006 4:40:34 AM PDT by shezza (and family)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 10/12/2006 4:41:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Of the 25 percent that are retarded, DUmmies are the elite.


5 posted on 10/12/2006 4:43:04 AM PDT by dirtboy (Good fences make good neighbors)
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To: PJ-Comix
making fun of 9-11 conspiracy theorists. Which I am all for.

Me too. And that's just one of the many perks of being on the DUFU ping list.

6 posted on 10/12/2006 4:43:06 AM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: PJ-Comix

I don't even watch SP and I was angered, no, disgusted is more like it.


7 posted on 10/12/2006 4:44:26 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: shezza
A few liberals get it regarding the 9-11 nutbars. They point out the contradiction of liberal claims that Bush is simulataneously an idiot AND capable of such a conspiracy.

They either get ignored or get the Lieberman frog-march out of the sanctum.

8 posted on 10/12/2006 4:47:07 AM PDT by dirtboy (Good fences make good neighbors)
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To: dirtboy
They either get ignored or get the Lieberman frog-march out of the sanctum.

Considering the tombstone-rate at DU, I think option B is more frequent.

9 posted on 10/12/2006 4:49:09 AM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: PJ-Comix

top ten


10 posted on 10/12/2006 4:49:31 AM PDT by Mercat (Show me what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman.)
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To: PJ-Comix
and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism

No, they're playing to an audience that already hates liberalism.

11 posted on 10/12/2006 4:50:18 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL... When I was watching W killing that guy, I knew there's something coming... It's funny to see how some DUers apparently ran to their computer and celebrated the event of "South Park said 9/11 was done by government" before the show even finished.

It seems they have a tendency to celebrate something too soon.

12 posted on 10/12/2006 4:50:55 AM PDT by paudio (Universal Human Rights and Multiculturalism: Liberals want to have cake and eat it too!)
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To: paudio
It seems they have a tendency to celebrate something too soon.

Freudenschade, baby!

13 posted on 10/12/2006 4:56:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: paudio
It seems they have a tendency to celebrate something too soon.

They suffer from premature enunciation.

14 posted on 10/12/2006 4:58:52 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: EveningStar

South Park Ping


15 posted on 10/12/2006 5:03:18 AM PDT by Mercat (Show me what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is a good one. Thanks.


16 posted on 10/12/2006 5:06:02 AM PDT by Vision ("As a man thinks...so is he." Proverbs 23:7)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh, HELL yes. I was hoping you'd write about this episode. It was teh awesome.

And while we're at it, let's see if we can't make the MIHOP and LIHOP psychos prove that they aren't part of some massive government conspiracy whose purpose is to make the government look all-powerful. It'll be a fun exercise in burden of proof, having those DUmmies try to prove that they don't work for Karl Rove.

Mwa hahahahahaaaa!

Mud monkey.

17 posted on 10/12/2006 5:07:15 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: Ditter
...huh?
18 posted on 10/12/2006 5:07:54 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: sauropod

review


19 posted on 10/12/2006 5:08:42 AM PDT by sauropod ("Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." - Ben Franklin)
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To: paudio

Heh, yeah. I could just see Charlie Brown charging the football when those posts came up.


20 posted on 10/12/2006 5:08:43 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: PJ-Comix

Great post! I wish everyone would realize that the writers of South Park (Parker & Stone) do not come from a conservative or liberal point of view. They come from a common sense point of view which naturally favors conservatives.


21 posted on 10/12/2006 5:09:47 AM PDT by Niteranger68 (I gigged your peace frog.)
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To: PJ-Comix
>>>>and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism

No, that's why Karl E. Rove Super Genius keeps Jimmy Carter's dysfunctional brain on enough Haldol to still wheel Dhimmi Jimmy out in public to make stupid remarks.
22 posted on 10/12/2006 5:10:26 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (Appeasement never works. It only encourages new and escalating demands.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Michelle Malkin's

has a segment from the South Park episode. (click the icon to go to yesterday's blog)

(It's as if Lucy is yanking away Charlie Brown's football all over again.)

23 posted on 10/12/2006 5:11:12 AM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL!!! I knew this one was coming!! Now be honest....this had to be the easiest DuFu you've ever done.

If you follow the thread where these loons were actually watching the show live, you can just visualize Lucy sitting there holding the football as Charlie Brown comes barreling down the field to kick into next week. But alas, Lucy does what she always does.

24 posted on 10/12/2006 5:15:06 AM PDT by Space Wrangler
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To: PJ-Comix
That was classic.

We do tell people the truth. And most believe it. But one-fourth of the population is retarded!

25 posted on 10/12/2006 5:16:46 AM PDT by Tribune7
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To: PJ-Comix

I don't know if you noticed but I thought the conspiracy theorist on the show looked an awfull lot like DUmmie Pitt.


26 posted on 10/12/2006 5:17:35 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Gordongekko909
yeah, I hadn't had my coffee yet. I have tried to watch SP but it's just not funny. The only episode I have watched all the way through was about cannibalism, not a funny subject. I love it that the DUmmies were insulted but SP is just not my show no matter who it makes fun of.
27 posted on 10/12/2006 5:17:48 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: RacerF150
I wish everyone would realize that the writers of South Park (Parker & Stone) do not come from a conservative or liberal point of view. They come from a common sense point of view which naturally favors conservatives.

More to the point, they feel compelled to ridicule self-righteous hypocrites. Which means they have fodder on both sides of the aisle, but more so on the left side, as they are complete moonbats (and their moonbats are becoming the "mainstream" of their movement).

28 posted on 10/12/2006 5:25:41 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: Ditter

Not even the Scientology episode that mocks Tom Cruise?


29 posted on 10/12/2006 5:28:08 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (Conservatives teach you how to fish. Socialists give you the fish by stealing it from the fisherman.)
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To: dirtboy
Of the 25 percent that are retarded, DUmmies are the elite.

DUmmies ARE the 25% retarded Americans which are slammed so eloquently in last night's episode.

HYPOCRATS ALL!
30 posted on 10/12/2006 5:36:36 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty ("Thanks Bill Clinton. The gift that keeps on giving." - Glenn Beck)
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To: Ditter
I don't even watch SP and I was angered, no, disgusted is more like it. Let me get this straight. You didn't watch it, yet you were disgusted. Interesting. Let me meditate on that.
31 posted on 10/12/2006 5:38:14 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty ("Thanks Bill Clinton. The gift that keeps on giving." - Glenn Beck)
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To: kevkrom

It looks like I was able to post this blog just under the wire since BlogSpot seems to be down now.


32 posted on 10/12/2006 5:42:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
and they can't write decent satire to save their lives

That was especially funny right after half their group thought they were attacking Bush, before the truth hit them.

My only problem was my wife left as soon as she figured out what a "raging clue" was.

33 posted on 10/12/2006 5:42:17 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Ditter

You should watch the SP Rain Forest episode.


34 posted on 10/12/2006 5:43:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Kerretarded

I explained in #17. I think I am just too old to think SP is funny, I was raising teenagers when it started. OTOH I love SNL, I have watched it since the first episode.


35 posted on 10/12/2006 5:43:49 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

**They also portrayed Al Gore as a nut job**

Yeah, cuz THAT'S hard to do...


36 posted on 10/12/2006 5:44:24 AM PDT by ilovew (I love being a DoD intern...)
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To: PJ-Comix

I personally thought that the "sex ed" and "global warming" episodes were absolute riots.


37 posted on 10/12/2006 5:44:31 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: Kerretarded

Sorry make that #18.


38 posted on 10/12/2006 5:45:32 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix
None of the boys are liberal. Cartman is just more aggressive towards hippies.

Regards, Ivan

39 posted on 10/12/2006 5:47:11 AM PDT by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: PJ-Comix

**They said that people who doubt the offical 9/11 story are retarded**

Whatever happened to being politically correct? I thought "retarded" was offensive.


40 posted on 10/12/2006 5:48:06 AM PDT by ilovew (I love being a DoD intern...)
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To: PJ-Comix

**Trey Parker & Matt Stone are racist homophobes It's quite obvious from their portrayal of blacks, Jews, gays, and other minorities that they're nothing more than a bunch of RW racist gaybashers, with a bunch of poo-poo jokes thrown in.**

Lol! Anytime someone is accused of being conservative, I always wait for the "racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe" charge.


41 posted on 10/12/2006 5:49:20 AM PDT by ilovew (I love being a DoD intern...)
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To: ilovew
Whatever happened to being politically correct? I thought "retarded" was offensive.

Someone soon after I joined FR actually suggested that I change my screen name for that reason.
42 posted on 10/12/2006 5:59:08 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty ("Thanks Bill Clinton. The gift that keeps on giving." - Glenn Beck)
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To: Ditter
OTOH I love SNL, I have watched it since the first episode.

You STILL think that SNL is funny? I can stand about the first 5-10 minutes and not because they slant liberal. After the first 30 minutes tops, I think their writers write the rest of the show in their sleep.
43 posted on 10/12/2006 6:03:09 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty ("Thanks Bill Clinton. The gift that keeps on giving." - Glenn Beck)
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To: shezza
Mornin' Sissy! Hope all has been well with you and the troops. I've been busy working...hardly any time to 'lurk' let alone Freep! Sheesh!

I (hopefully) have only one more semester of school! WooHoo! Plus, I was inducted into Phi Kappa Phi (honor fraternity) this past May!

Love ya!

Louis
44 posted on 10/12/2006 6:07:18 AM PDT by N8VTXNinWV
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To: Kerretarded
SNL is pathetic! But I still watch it out of habit and hoping that I catch that occasional skit that is funny. I wish Tina Fey would catch diarrhea and have to spend the rest of her life in the bathroom. I turn it off or mute it during the Bush bashing.
45 posted on 10/12/2006 6:12:46 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix
and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism

Yeah that's it. We despise liberalism b/c of a cartoon not for what liberalism stands for: Godless, abortion, euthanasia, socialism, high taxes, big government,welfare....those things have nothing to do with why we despise liberalism...yeah, it is those damn cartoons!/s
46 posted on 10/12/2006 6:15:18 AM PDT by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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To: PJ-Comix; SittinYonder

most flawless conspiracy ever...EVER!


47 posted on 10/12/2006 6:17:34 AM PDT by eyespysomething
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To: cripplecreek

I thought so too. If they didn't have Pitt in mind, that is a pretty FUnny coincidence.


48 posted on 10/12/2006 6:18:58 AM PDT by cdcdawg
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To: PJ-Comix
Hilarious!

yep, that's how they all go And, if you're passionate about anything, there's something wrong with you.

I hope this DUmmie rememers this on the next thread bashing Evangelicals.

49 posted on 10/12/2006 6:27:20 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Republican, atheist, pro-life)
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To: PJ-Comix
Conspiracy nuts are just that. Nuts.

Behold that rarest of jewels, i.e., a rational statement in DUmmieland glittering like a 10 carat diamond in a coal bin.

But even so, that phrase has to be taken out of context in order to make it appear rational. The context shows that the DUmmy poster is just as delusional as the rest of the DU ant mill.

50 posted on 10/12/2006 6:33:47 AM PDT by epow ("An unarmed man can only flee evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." ...Jeff Cooper)
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