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THERE’S A HARLEY FESTIVAL IN “SOUTH PARK" IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, November 2, 2009 – The boys AREN'T GOING TO LET THE HARLEY FESTIVAL BEING HELD IN SOUTH PARK RUIN THEIR WEEKEND in an all-new "South Park" titled, "The F Word," premiering on Wednesday, November 4 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. EVERYONE AGREES THEY'VE had enough of the LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS BIKERS THAT HAVE ARRIVED IN SOUTH PARK. THE BOYS ARE TAKING ON THE HARLEY RIDERS. THEY THROW DOWN THE F WORD AND THE GAME IS...

THE JAPANESE ARE KILLING DOLPHINS AND WHALES IN AN ALL NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, October 26, 2009 – The Japanese are on a mad-hunt to kill all the world’s dolphins and whales in an all-new "South Park" titled, "Whale Whores," premiering on Wednesday, October 28 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day....

THE BOYS GO TO THE WWE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AN ALL NEW “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, October 19, 2009 – After attending a WWE MATCH, the boys ALL WANT TO BE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS in an all-new “South Park” titled, “W.T.F.,” premiering on Wednesday, October 21 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out THE KIND OF WRESTLING THEY TEACH AT SCHOOL IS not the same thing...

Canandaigua, N.Y. - Matt Glowacki, a national speaker on disabilities, will give a talk on “Diversity According to Family Guy and South Park,” on Thursday, Oct. 29, at Finger Lakes Community College. Glowacki will explore how TV shows operating on the fringes of societal acceptance, such as “The Family Guy” and “South Park,” often have a more developed, logical and inclusive view of society. His lecture begins at 1 p.m. in Stage 13 on the second floor of the main campus, 3325 Marvin Sands Drive. Entry is free and open to the public. Visitors should arrive early to leave time...

Since ACORN’s crass corruption came into sharp focus a few weeks ago, Andrew Breitbart has not only been part and parcel of cracking ACORN’s nuts, but he has also been pointing out the ludicrous lack of reporting on ACORN’s asininities by what used to be the mainstream media. Breitbart, via the ACORN controversy, has shown the “mainstream” to be everything but conventional and more akin to an irrelevant, unwatched drip of ideological flotsam that’s entirely in the septic tank for the lunatic left. The Daily Show’s John Stewart—hardly a right-winger—also pointed out this willful ACORN media blindness this past month,...

"I would like to see if there are any housing loan opportunities for some of my employees and also what type of corporate tax I should be filing under .. it's a kissing company."

A special bonus quote of the day. Butters, we hardly knew ye. Content warning.

Prostitution is on the rise in “South Park” in an all-new episode titled, “Butters’ Bottom Bitch,” premiering on Wednesday, October 14 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on Prostitution in South Park.

DEAD CELEBRITIES ARE HAUNTING IKE. ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” EPISODES BEGIN ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, October 5, 2009 – The boys bring in professional ghost hunters to investigate evidence of paranormal activity in the Broflovski House in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, “Dead Celebrities,” premiering on Wednesday, October 7 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.

NEW YORK, Sept. 14 /PRNewswire/ -- After taking on the economic crisis, pirates and Kanye West, the foul-mouthed fourth-graders of "South Park" are back! Continuing its 13th season, "South Park," winner of the 2009 Primetime Emmy Award, returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, October 7 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL.

The Moscow City Court on Friday rejected an appeal by prosecutors to recognize “South Park” as an extremist cartoon, Interfax reported. In June, Moscow’s Basmanny District Court ruled that the iconoclastic U.S. cartoon did not promote religious hatred and annulled a warning issued by prosecutors last September to 2x2 television about the extremist content of its cartoons. Basmanny district prosecutors had said the “South Park” episode “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics” about singing excrement was extremist in nature because it promoted “hatred between religions.” The prosecutors appealed the court’s decision July 24, but the Moscow City Court refuse to intervene Friday....

Gallons of coffee, very little sleep, a twisted sense of humor and too many paper cuts to count... three months later, South Park was born. In August of 1997 Comedy Central premiered "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe," the crudely animated episode that changed television forever. For the next 30 days, SPS.com will feature the version of that episode you've never seen. This is the only all-construction-paper episode of the series and the only one hand-animated by Trey and Matt. The pilot is two minutes longer than "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe" and features almost four minutes of never-before-seen footage. Watch...

Emmy Nomination for Margartaville Congratulations to the South Park crew on their most recent Emmy nomination for Margartaville in the Outstanding Animated Program (for programming less than one hour).

A South Park episode that appeared to be mocking Vladimir Putin was cut by a Russian TV channel. From the Independent A Russian TV channel has cut a segment of the ribald US cartoon comedy, South Park, that appeared to mock Vladimir Putin, a spokesman says. Channel 2X2 cut material from the show portraying Putin as a greedy and desperate leader, the network's spokesman said. The decision prompted criticism and furious discussion on Russia blogs. The Soviet collapse loosened the reins on news and information, and open mocking of government officials was popular in the 1990s.

A Russian TV channel has reportedly cut a segment of the ribald U.S. cartoon comedy South Park that appeared to mock Vladimir Putin. The channel "2X2" reportedly cut material from the show that aired Tuesday, portraying Putin as a greedy and desperate leader _ a decision that prompted criticism and furious discussion on Russia blogs. It was unclear whether the decision, involving an episode that originally aired in the United States in 2005, was made by channel executives or regulators. Channel executives could not be reached for comment Friday. A spokesman with Russia's broadcast regulator, Rosskomnadzor, said he knew nothing...

The Underpants Gnomes are those little creatures who sneak into your drawers and steal your shorts. They are also the Stars of a South Park Episode. They boys need to write a presentation to for school they they see the Underpants Gnomes and write about them. The Underpants Gnomes are businessmen of sorts, and they know a lot about corporations, and explain them to the boys in their underground lair. Their business plan is as follows: * Phase 1: Collect Underpants * Phase 2: ? * Phase 3: Profit! The Gnomes episode is a defense of Capitalism. Paul Cantor, a...

Sing along with boys in this video clip of the infamous "Somali Pirate Song"! (the usual bad language in the clip)

Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover burried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

Cartman, under the impression that Somalia's pirates are the old walk-the-plank, eye-patch-wearing, skull-and-crossbones flying sort, dragooned a bunch of pals all the way around the world, only to find indigent North Africans wracked by disease and poverty. It was a fine South Park, complete with an excellent, profane pirate song ("We'll cut off your c--- and feed it to a croc"), and predictable but no less funny depictions of the French as pretentious cowards.

Last minute live thread for South Park..

NEW YORK, April 13 /PRNewswire/ -- Building a Pinewood Derby car is the opportunity for some good old fashioned father-son bonding time in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Pinewood Derby," premiering on Wednesday, April 15 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

Kanye West has told fans he's working on playing down his "crazy ego" after being ridiculed in a new episode of "South Park." In a blog on his official site, Kanyeuniversecity.com, the 31-year-old rapper wrote: "South Park murdered me last night and it's pretty funny. It hurts my feelings but what can you expect." The episode of the merciless Comedy Central cartoon, entitled "Fishsticks," has a character based on West attempt to tap into his "genius" superpowers to solve a schoolyard joke that only he doesn't find funny. Famous for his over-the-top rants and temper tantrums, West finally appears to...

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, were given a signed photo of Saddam Hussein by US marines after the former Iraqi leader was shown their movie in prison. During his captivity, US marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the move South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. He was also regularly depicted in a similar manner during the TV series. The admission comes with the show's 13th season already running in the US. It will celebrate its 12th anniversary later...

The boys write a joke that becomes so popular it makes late night talk shows.

The boys are victims of an April Fools joke and Cartman is furious.

The fourth grade boys are the victims of an April Fools' joke in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Eat, Pray, Queef," premiering on Wednesday, April 1 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Someone played an April Fools' joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

I saw a clip of this episode on Glen Beck...thought I'd share it if you haven't yet seen it... If the embedded shockwave player is not visible, go to the Source link.

Video on site: http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com/2009/03/south-park-explains-how-economy-works.html

The recession came to South Park this week. The show's metaphor for our real-world mortgage crisis was a "Margaritaville" machine, an over-priced, pointless gadget that makes the green-colored alcoholic beverages. Stan's dad Randy owned one, Stan tried to sell it so the newly-poor family would have more to eat than "sliced hot dogs and tomato slices," but no store or bank would take the gizmo in exchange for actual money. "Defaulting on your Margaritaville," was one weasel-businessman's phrase. Panic set in, with some citizens blaming the banks, some blaming "materialistic hedonists," and some -- well, the always reliably-appalling Cartman cranked...

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South Park dares to say who REALLY should get credit for all the economic stimulus and budget spending. (Hint, it's not Obama). http://www.butasforme.com/2009/03/26/kids-will-pay/

Everyone in South Park is busy pointing fingers when it comes to who is responsible for the state of the economy in all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Margaritaville,” premiering on Wednesday, March 25 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone’s problems.

http://tinyurl.com/cep6shFunny video of a politically incorrect shot at Obama.

"Then a black man was elected president. He was supposed to change things. He didn't."

South Park on Obama Pop Culture Shift? 3/18/09 Episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QABEVhwqy9w&feature=channel_page

[mashup video. FRIGGIN' FANTASTIC!] What does it say about the media when we get more truth from cartoons than from the news? The sickness that is called moral relativism keeps the politically correct media from coming out and saying what’s pretty obvious to anyone with half a brain: Scientology is a crock. It’s a wacky religion concocted by a science fiction writer with too much time on his hands. It’s one of the biggest scams in history. Right up there with the “stimulus” package. Here’s a great mash-up of L. Ron Hubbard and a South Park episode. It combines the...

EveningStar has just called a tearful press conference to announce his retirement from the South Park ping list. It was broadcasted live on ESPN and the DirecTV Green channel that nobody watches. He has asked me to fill in. I've been a fan of Parker and Stone since season 3 just because the show is laugh out loud funny. No other reason. From a larger conservative/libertarian right wing perspective they are almost all we have in pop culture. The PC networks and the liberal hippies who run them have decided to use their power for social engineering and changing public...

NEW YORK, March 16, 2009 – One young citizen takes it upon himself to maintain order during a time of despair in South Park. An all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "The Coon,” premiers on Wednesday, March 18 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. “The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as a “symbol” for the town. Launched in 1997, "South Park," now in its 13th...

A long denied story about the Basis of the beliefs of Scientology have finally been admitted by a senior member of the church. A core doctrine of Scientology belief is that freeing the human body of attachment to alien soul remnants, or Thetans, created by Xenu. Also known as Xemu, Xenu is the name of the evil Galactic Supreme Ruler who around 75,000,000 years ago was responsible for a mass murder on the planet Teegeeack (Earth). Xenu's story is featured prominently in OT3 (specifically Incident II) and was later expanded by L. Ron Hubbard into an unproduced movie script treatment...

Scientology Spokesman Tommy Davis Confirms Xenu Story Los Angeles, CA - After years of dismissing the story as false, Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis has confirmed that the story of mankind's origins involving an alien overlord named Xenu is indeed authentic Scientology teaching. In the exclusive interview with KESQ News Channel 3 reporter[1], Nathan Baca, Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis was asked about the story of Xenu, known to senior Scientologists as part of "Operating Thetan Level III", or "OT III" for short. Davis denied the story at first (as he has done in the past), stating that these were claims "forwarded...

Seven minutes with a Jonas brother -- what do you ask one of the members of the world's most popular boy band? No questions about their girlfriends -- past, present or alleged. No questions about South Park's recent episode lampooning the brothers and their purity rings.

More than a few of you have asked me what I thought about this week's episode of "South Park," which parodied the Jonas Brothers and the Disney marketing machine, especially given my rant about the commercialization of the trio and my post today about the new Jonas line of clothing for girls. I don't get that station but I checked out the full episode on the South Park website. (You can check out a clip above, but just be warned: there's some strong language and cursing by none other than Mickey Mouse.) I managed to get through the raunchy language...

I love South Park! Unlike most other TV shows, South Park actually gets BETTER as time goes by. Last night had an incredible South Park episode called, "The Ring." It features the lame Jonas Brothers who push purity rings on little girls so it is "safe" for them to pitch sexy themes on them. Also featured is the Disney boss who is all business. This VIDEO is just a taste of what is on this episode. You can either watch the full episode when it is rebroadcast tonight or on the South Park site link you will see at...

Stupid Hippies. Have you ever been to Whole Foods? It smells like hippies. I don't know why, but my wife always gets mad when I call people dirty hippies, loud enough for them to overhear. I can't help it, they smell bad. (Video on Site) http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com/2009/03/south-park-hippy-infestation.html

New South Park episode tonight on Comedy Central - The Ring - live thread! Kenny and his new girlfriend go to a Jonas Brothers concert in the 13th season premiere of "South Park" titled, "The Ring." "South Park" returns with seven all-new episodes beginning TONIGHT, Wednesday, March 11 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL. Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings. Video clip previewThis thread...

Kenny Puts on a Purity Ring in the 13th Season Premiere of 'South Park' on Wednesday, March 11 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL(R) NEW YORK, March 9 /PRNewswire/ -- Kenny and his new girlfriend go to a Jonas Brothers concert in the 13th season premiere of "South Park" titled, "The Ring." "South Park" returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, March 11 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on COMEDY CENTRAL. Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next...

Matt and Trey return from their post-election break ready to wreak havoc in the Obama Age. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and the rest of the South Park residents are back next Wednesday, March 11 at 10pm / 9c for Season 13.

DESTIN -- A man trying to conceal three stolen DVDs in the waistband of his pants was caught when an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office deputy kicked open the door of the bathroom stall where the man was hiding. The 24-year-old DeFuniak Springs man was charged with theft for the Feb. 9 incident at Best Buy. Security officers in the store had watched him select the DVDs, crouch down and tear open the packages before going into the restroom. After the deputy kicked open the stall door, the man was found with seasons eight through 10 of South Park, which are...

It’s hard to believe that I was only in middle school when the South Park craze began. I think I still have my collection of ceramic character necklaces somewhere. Twelve seasons later, the raunchy grotesque cartoon is still thriving. Soon you’ll be able to enjoy the 12th season as much as you want because on March 10th, Paramount Home Entertainment and Comedy Central will release South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season on DVD and Blu-ray. The boys deal with a number of issues this season. When Cartman has his tonsils removed he contracts HIV, Kenny gets hooked on the latest...

South Park's Eric Cartman is one of my favorite television characters, animated or otherwise. Don't get me wrong. I am not intolerant, foul-mouthed, bigoted, obese, selfish, and fond of hitting little stuff, such as gnomes, aliens, and little critters, with a stick. Apparently, though, I'm not the only one who likes the little fat kid. He was 10th on TV Guide's 2002 list of the “Top 50 Greatest Cartoon Characters” and the only South Park character to make it to the list (if you're curious, Bugs Bunny topped the list, followed by Homer Simpson, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Beavis and Butthead,...