Hey ES...
I don't know why, but this John Connor fellow makes me
think of "Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension".
All of the aliens were named John Parker.
From now on all Moonbats will be named John Connor.
Remember New Jersey explaining that "War of the Worlds"
was real ... "They hypnotized Orson Welles into covering it
up. So first he says there's an invasion from Mars, then he
says no-no-no it's just a radio show hoax."
I saw Buckaroo Bonzai once, many years ago. I can't remember it. :)